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RetiredUnit1 said:
Reminds me of the time I had a fungal infection but ended up getting a urinary track scan after drinking barium back in the late 70's. I ended up signing a document so the doc could use my kidneys in a book he was making. Him: "This is fantastic, most of the time people end up in my care they're AFU and this is the first time I've seen PERFECT kidneys"

He was so excited he forgot to tell me that I would have UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA in 10 minutes and that I should hang around the bathroom for an hour. So, on the way home.......
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So aliens abduct three people: a politician, an athlete, and a postal worker. They bring the abductees aboard their ship, put each one in a small empty room, completely sealed, and give each one of them two small balls made of solid titanium.

"You have twenty four hours," aliens tell the three people. "After that, we will check on you. Whoever impresses us most using these balls will be set free."

The next day, the aliens who visited the prisoners talk to their friends in the ship's mess hall.

"So, the first guy, the athlete, was juggling the balls, throwing and catching them, and didn't drop a ball once. It was rather impressive."

"Does it mean he was the winner?"

"No, next we went to see the politician. He was showing us magic tricks, making the balls vanish and appear in a different place. We found it very entertaining."

"So, did the politician get to go home then?"

"No, the one who impressed us most was the third guy, the postal worker. He managed to break one ball and lose the other one."
 
hey now I resemble that remark...


never forget the 3 rules of being an older male:
1>never pass a restroom
2>NEVER trust a fart
3>don't matter if it's from sag or or velocity of the flush, sooner or later the boys are GOING to WET sitting on the throne!
 
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