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[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

It's been days and nobody's put it in the wish list thread. Kind of shocked.

 

[RetiredUnit1]

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When I was four or five I asked my dad why he was watering the driveway. "I'm washing it"

Half an hour later I decided I would wash the living room carpet.

He laughed and laughed, then we moved all the furniture, pulled the carpet up, put it out in the driveway and BOY was that sucker dirty!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Your dad had a good sense of humor.

 

[RetiredUnit1]

Your dad had a good sense of humor.

My mom was happy! She said "I thought this carpet was brown." It was a very light tan tweed, shades of the 50's!

 

[Feral Feline]

Like post #1362, nearly a quarter of a century later, everything in the modern 2024 home is hose-able — just not waterproof.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

My cousin's wife ran off with a tractor salesman.

She sent him a John Deere letter.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Nostradoomus]

Toot toot!

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

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Certainly sounds better than a baritone sax rectal.

 

[Deperduci]

it's not a tuba!!!
shame I lost the clipping from a local paper that ALWAY screwed up when any of this 1 set of brothers fcked up.

lack of punctuation lead to a man falling on his knife 23 times. a different brother socked a gay man who hit on him, was announced the puncher arrested for sexual assault...

 

[darwin999]

https://forum.pedalpcb.com/threads/more-jokes.8168/post-291212

LOL! Well, as they say, it's all in the embouchure!!!

 

[PapaBear]

What the hell goes on at those bad camps?

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[PapaBear]

 

[RetiredUnit1]

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A couple of nights ago I was HOT. Playing lead intro to 'since I've been lovin you' and I could NOT make a mistake. I turned on the iPhone and my fingers turned to mush....

 

[HamishR]

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As soon as they leave my guitar I miss 'em all.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]