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RetiredUnit1 said:
I WISH this WAS a joke. But nOOoOooOOoOOOooo..... 114, feels like 118. Carumba. Argh.

It's literally 10 degrees cooler in AZ, and I'm in a coastal valley in SoCal.

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Due to budget cuts, winter has been let go.
Fall will now be working winter's shift and summer will work a double shift covering fall's shift.
On occasional years, summer may work a swing shift or triple.
 
jwin615 said:
Due to budget cuts, winter has been let go.
Fall will now be working winter's shift and summer will work a double shift covering fall's shift.
On occasional years, summer may work a swing shift or triple.
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Spring was laid-off as well. On June 1st it went from 8 months of too cold and wet to hot hot hot. We had five days off, and now hot, hot and hotter are here.
 
Back in the 80s, I read a hilarious story in the SF Chronicle about a traditional Chinatown restaurant that mistakenly ordered fortune cookies from a local ribald supplier that put lewd messages inside... I think the owner did not speak or read English very well, so you can imagine the situation with his customers having to explain it to him. It was kind of a real-life variant of Monty Python's Hungarian foreign travel dictionary skit. Definitely very funny - although the restaurant owner didn't think so.
 
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