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WHat's worse than waking up after being black out drunk and finding a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out that it was traced.







P.S. That's called a dick tracy.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Q: How do blondes spell "farm?"

A: "E - I - E - I - O"

 

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[Chuck D. Bones]

I keep getting texts from my dentist saying "We'd like your feedback."
Next time I go in for a cleaning, I'm taking a Fender Deluxe Reverb and an ES-335.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Speaking of feedback...

 

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I'll never forget grandpa's last words to me.

Quit shaking the ladder you bastard!

 

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Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" because she is not a Monkees fan. At first, I thought she was pulling my leg.

♪ But then I saw here face... ♫

 

[Fama]

My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" because she is not a Monkees fan. At first, I thought she was pulling my leg.

♪ But then I saw here face... ♫

My wife told me to stop singing Oasis all the time.

♪ I said maybeee... ♫

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[Pauleo1214]

Not really a joke so much as hilarious chaos.

My niece: what were the early 00's like?

Me: Plays this video.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

The YouTube comments are even more hilarious.

 

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Not really a joke so much as hilarious chaos.

My niece: what were the early 00's like?

Me: Plays this video.

And that’s the last we ever saw of Scott Stapp.

Daddy, the bad man has is football jersey tucked into his pants.
I know son, I know….

 

[Nostradoomus]

my exact face

 

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