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[Aentons]

Pop?

Pop a poop

 

[cooder]

Pop?

Don't you love auto correct... it was meant to be
'Poop', a big ol dump... ha.
Edited now.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Pop?

Mine sometimes pop if I'm gassy.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[jessenator]

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I'll just book my flight to hell already...

 

[darwin999]

@Pauleo1214 's UK picture made me think of this photo I took in 2016 of a Chinese restaurant in Dorking, England (yes, that's the real name of the town). I totally love the many eccentric names one encounters in England. But somehow I didn't choose to eat at this particular restaurant...

 

[darwin999]

Continuing with the theme of unusual English town names, how about this story from the BBC entitled:

UK's rude place names to be toured by man on moped​

- read it for a good laugh!

UK's rude place names to be toured by man on moped

Paul Taylor will visit towns such as Shitterton and Cockpole Green on the 1,800-mile charity tour.

www.bbc.com

Here's just one photo from the article:


You just have to love a country that has such tolerance for eccentrics!

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Continuing with the theme of unusual English town names, how about this story from the BBC entitled:

UK's rude place names to be toured by man on moped​

- read it for a good laugh!

UK's rude place names to be toured by man on moped

Paul Taylor will visit towns such as Shitterton and Cockpole Green on the 1,800-mile charity tour.

www.bbc.com

Here's just one photo from the article:
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You just have to love a country that has such tolerance for eccentrics!

 

[Nostradoomus]

This town is the pride of the maritimes.

 

[drgonzo1969]

P. Diddy's hometown

 

[Nostradoomus]

P. Diddy's hometown

I believe that title belongs to Horneytown, NC

 

[Pauleo1214]

Local church is doing a riverside baptism. There is a pretty long line of people waiting to be baptized by the river.

A wandering drunk man sees the line, doesn't know what's going on but decides to join in.

When it is the drunk man's turn, he goes into the river and the preacher grabs him, holds the drunk's nose, takes him under the water, brings him back up and says to the drunk man "Have you found Jesus?"

Drunk man says "no"

Preacher gets a puzzled look on his face, grabs the drunk man and takes him under again, holding him down a few more seconds, brings him back up and says a little more forcefully "Have you found Jesus??"

Drunk man says "Nope"

Preacher is really flustered now, grabs the drunk and really pulls him under the water, keeps him under for a long time, finally pulls him up and screams at the drunk "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?!?"

Drunk man is spitting and sputtering, gasping for air and when he gets his breath replies to the preacher "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Pauleo1214]

What has four legs and an arm?

A doberman at a children's playground.

 

[Pauleo1214]

What do you call 5 guys and 1 gal with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Anne

 

[cooder]

Since light travels faster than sound people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Since light travels faster than sound people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[YourGuitarist]

Here's my contribution:

Whenever you doubt yourself, remember
"It's not trash cannot,
It's trashcan can!"