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[Chuck D. Bones]

I found a sleeping vampire, so I drew a big dick on his face with permanent marker. He'll never find out because he can't see his reflection in a mirror.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Too funny.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

After an 18hr shift, a nurse stops by the grocery store to grab a few items. At the checkout stand, she pulls out a thermometer and tries to write a check with it. Realizing what she's done, she exclaims "oh no, some asshole has my pen!"

 

[KR Sound]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

It's a special Year when Easter lands on 4-20.

 

[Deperduci]

the 1 day kids hide the candy and eggs from the parents...
likely repeat, why does the E bunny hide eggs? you want to be called a chicken f@$$er?

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Gordo]

I feel terrible. I giggled...

 

[Feral Feline]

You got it the wrong way around, @Deperduci — Rooster done did the bunny ...

That ad made me laugh, snicker and chortle for about a half-hour when I first saw it back in '83... and then I'd guffaw and giggle again if I even thought of it hours/days later.

Still makes me laugh, even just thinking about it...


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I feel terrible. I giggled...

I did NOT ... I stifled chortling and chuckling even though no-one's around...



That's the thing about Dark Humour. It's like food...
... Not everyone gets it.

 

[Gordo]

That "guy don't a really bad buck-buck-buck" chicken sound always slayed me. Still makes me laugh.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Guys! I think I've finally met THE ONE.

She...
- is Hot
- always smells good
- makes my mouth water
- tastes amazing
- always leaves me feeling happier than ever

 

[RetiredUnit1]

 

[Nostradoomus]

And his cousin with no legs, ground beef.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[RetiredUnit1]

 

[jimilee]

Middle on the right, that’s the way to go.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I was hoping for some dreads.

 

[Feral Feline]

Why do the lions all look like Mick, from That Pedal Show?



Okay, maybe top right looks more like Rabea...

 

[jessenator]

I was hoping for some dreads.

Go play the remaster of Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion