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[Feral Feline]

English-Teacher to class: "Give me the opposite of this sentence — 'Children In the dark make mistakes'."

Teacher's Pet raises her hand: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

 

[Aentons]

English-Teacher to class: "Give me the opposite of this sentence — 'Children In the dark make mistakes'."

Teacher's Pet raises her hand: "Mistakes in the dark make children."


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erm, actually.. that would be the reverse.

 

[Feral Feline]

Well the reverse would be "Mistakes make dark the in children", or to get really backed up...

"Sekatsim ekam krad eht ni nerdlihc."

 

[jessenator]

 

[BuddytheReow]

 

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[Chuck D. Bones]

Zoom meetings are basically seances:

"Elizabeth, are you there?"

"Make a sound if you can hear us."

"Is anyone else with you?"

"We can't see you. Can you hear us?"

 

[jessenator]

There are thankfully fewer moonings these days

 

[HamishR]

 

[PapaBear]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I think my Time Machine needs to be recalibrated. I took a 2 week vacation back to 1967. I tried to return to 2026, but where I ended up, we were at war in the Middle East and Tiger Woods had rolled his car.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Weirdest headline so far this year.





Yeah, I imagine that Bradrick Wells is thanking the Lord in person for that miracle.

 

[PapaBear]

 

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[PapaBear]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

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[Chuck D. Bones]

A man was going thru customs at the Sydney airport when the agent asked him, "Sir, have you ever been convicted of a crime?"

He responded, "Is that still required for entry?"

 

[HamishR]

Aussies love having a convict in their history. Unfortunately as far as I know I don't. Things is people like murderers, robbers or rapists didn't get sent to Australia, They were just hanged in the UK. The folks who got sent here were people who committed crimes like stealing bread or handkerchieves. You know, the worst of the worst.

Now the English save up to come out here. And then complain that it's not as good as England.