Pedal Haiku

[Chuck D. Bones]

Please feel free to contribute. Here are my first offerings:

Just one more pedal.
My never ending quest for
The ultimate tone.

No sound comes through, shit!
Did you wire the jacks backwards?
The box looks nice though.

This pedal sounds so cool.
Let's see what's inside the box.
A Tube Screamer? Fuck!

 

[Betty Wont]

Not all components
have been perfectly aligned.
This one is for sale.

 

[Paradox916]

This is the circuit!
Where is my soldering iron?
Crippling self doubt...

 

[Feral Feline]

Another circuit...
Too many to build them all
Will try any way

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Electrolytic
Capacitor; Resistor
Tone is in the hands

 

[zgrav]

So glad it is done.
Painstaking. Trouble shooting.
Now on to the next.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Tayda enclosures
I f***ing hate Inkscape, man
Botched the white layer

 

[Paradox916]

Noob asking for help.
Tells everyone they are wrong.
Noob asking for help....

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Searching eBay for
some NOS Tranistors
But shipping’s too high

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Impossible search:
Where the f*** can I find a
THAT four-three-oh-one?

 

[SYLV9ST9R]

These little boxes
Haunting me every night
Are warping my mind

 

[uranium_jones]

Germanium sucks.
Overpriced. Inferior.
But tone is inside.

 

[Stickman393]

Sticks! My circuit's fix!
The polarized conundrum
Well, that cap is fucked.

 

[Stickman393]

The light does not light
GODDAMMIT WHY WONT YOU WORK
I blame the circuit board.

 

[Stickman393]

Chuck, you shouldn't have
opened this door, I believe
you have doomed us all.

 

[PapaBear]

Oh, mighty overdrive
I seek your sonic glory
Shite, you sound like the last 6

 

[uranium_jones]

Collector is C.
Emitter begins with E.
Shit, I did it again.

 

[Stickman393]

I AM SO ANGRY
WHY DON'T I KNOW ALL THE THINGS
Help me, Chuck D. Bones...

 

[Mcknib]

Ten more 10K

Always got plenty nein!

Deja vu time

 

[Stickman393]

Plans woven, hushed breath
Conspiracies, grand in scope
I: the distraction