designed by a kindergarten class during arts and crafts time, using whatever was left over from a glitter and glue explosion. The knobs are more mysterious than an unsolved murder case—who even knows what "Tighx" does? It's probably a secret setting that makes your guitar sound like it's being played through a tin can. The meteor theme is a nice touch, though. It really sells the idea that using this pedal might crash and burn your entire rig.