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Mentaltossflycoon said:
I held a baby koala for a touristy photo op 20 years ago. Don't remember the smell but the claws were definitely sharp. I now have mixed feelings about paying people to hold wild animals. Seems like if karma is involved, it's not the good kind.
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I once photographed a guy who worked in an animal sanctuary holding a very young koala. It was incredibly cute but I noticed that blood was running down his arm as he held the tiny thing. The claws were extremely sharp and he was bleeding from each one.
 
KR Sound said:
I’m working on a project with an Epicor company in the residential construction area.
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I was working from home for ROI Systems in Minneapolis using their Manage-2000 system, written in Unidata. Epicor buys the owners out and immediately fired everyone working from home. The person responsible for this got fired for loosing most of the *real* talent because all of a sudden there was no one to fix the really hard problems.

Epicor is not one of my favorite companies. When they offered my job back almost a year later I couldn't believe they were that stupid. I was making 2.9 times what I was working for them and was an independent who was reaping $125 an hour fixing all the problems that Epicor was no longer able to fix and they charged $175 an hour lmao.

Revenge was mine!
 
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RetiredUnit1 said:
I was working from home for ROI Systems in Minneapolis using their Manage-2000 system, written in Unidata. Epicor buys the owners out and immediately fired everyone working from home. The person responsible for this got fired for loosing most of the *real* talent because all of a sudden there was no one to fix the really hard problems.

Epicor is not one of my favorite companies. When they offered my job back almost a year later I couldn't believe they were that stupid. I was making 2.9 times what I was making for them and was an independent who was reaping $125 an hour fixing all the problems that Epicor was no longer able to fix and they charged $175 an hour lmao.

Revenge was mine!
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Ya, they’re huge and have so many holdings/acquisitions I don’t know anything about the corp as a whole outside the guys I’ve been communicating with and they seem cool.

Sounds like you definitely got the best of the deal in the end!
 
darwin999 said:
OK, I'll take the risk with a little nerd humor.
Now maybe you'll think differently the next time you read about Einstein and special relativity...

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I still don’t get space-time distortion/dilation/whatever. My brain just can’t comprehend it- I mean, I understand the basic principle, but it doesn’t make sense to me yet. I’m just a cave man I guess.
 
it's actually the 1 part of the theory can be debunked, it's like centrifugal force inside ya feel it, outside has no effect whatsoever...


some dad jokes(warned ya ahead of time)and a gramps joke...
Several people have been found dead in tubs of milk, police think a cereal killer is in the area...

Researchers working on cheaper antibiotics found 1 with side effects causing partial erections, they've decided to market it as Decoxxafloppin!

2 priests and a rabbi decide to revisit a bar, bartender looks up and says this joke again?
 
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