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[jimilee]

I used to have a friend.

Friends are overrated, they just want to borrow stuffs.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Friends are overrated, they just want to borrow stuffs.

Your friends return lent gear? Lucky.

 

[jessenator]

Friend just messaged me the other day: "hey is this your Talk Box?"

He's had it for over a decade, but I haven't even thought about it since then, so whatever lol

 

[Pauleo1214]

So Kevin Spacey walks into a bar, realizes all the guys are 21 or over, loses interest and walks out.

 

[PapaBear]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[RetiredUnit1]

The one based on the Sinatra's "I did it my way" make my teeth hurt...

 

[Pauleo1214]

The one based on the Sinatra's "I did it my way" make my teeth hurt...
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I bet the recent Burger King jingles get your goat too.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I bet the recent Burger King jingles get your goat too.

Every time

 

[Pauleo1214]

@Robert can you make pcbs of these pedals? They're on Amazon and the pedal art is mind bending nonsense and I love it! A chicken in a SRV outfit, playing acoustic guitar as art for a distortion box is something I can never top.

 

[Aentons]

Every time
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B!!!!!!!!!! K!!!!!!!!!

I love it

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

If you loan someone $20 and then never see them again, it was probably worth it.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

If I was a plastic surgeon, I would install a squeaky toy in every breast implant I performed.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Eric Cartman tells "The Aristocrats" joke

 

[Pauleo1214]

What did Kermit the Frog day at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

What's green & smells like pork?

 

[Pauleo1214]

What's green & smells like pork?

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

What's green & smells like pork?

I was gonna say "Kermit's finger," but Kermit's face would also be a good response.

 

[Pauleo1214]

For $12, not bad OD at all! Not a joke!

 

[Nostradoomus]

yes it is