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jcpst said:
Oh no WAIT- he bogarts everyone else’s dildos and ends up with a whole stash.
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Sorry to keep coming back to this but every facet of this is hilarious.

1. Imagine being the old lady out on her afternoon walk only to see cops carrying out box after box of dildos like it's some bit.

2. Or being the poor sap that had to bag them and tag them. 197, 198, 199, wait, did I count this one already? F#$% me!

3. Or being the cops that discover a reasonable amount of dildos (for Diddy) only to find that it snowballs from there. "Hey Bob! Check it out, this drawer has like, 12, 13, no 17 dildos!" *Pulls out a second drawer filled with dildos. Then a third.

4. You know Diddy's reading the news and wondering where the hell his 785th dildo is.
 
Pauleo1214 said:
You know Diddy's reading the news and wondering where the hell his 785th dildo is.
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Or checking the tracking for the package. Maybe he has a subscription to dildo of the month. Or they get passed down through the generations. Diddy’s daddy’s dildos.

May as well use this bit up now while it’s still funny.
 
Pauleo1214 said:
Sorry to keep coming back to this but every facet of this is hilarious.

1. Imagine being the old lady out on her afternoon walk only to see cops carrying out box after box of dildos like it's some bit.

2. Or being the poor sap that had to bag them and tag them. 197, 198, 199, wait, did I count this one already? F#$% me!

3. Or being the cops that discover a reasonable amount of dildos (for Diddy) only to find that it snowballs from there. "Hey Bob! Check it out, this drawer has like, 12, 13, no 17 dildos!" *Pulls out a second drawer filled with dildos. Then a third.

4. You know Diddy's reading the news and wondering where the hell his 785th dildo is.
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He probably thinks the same about us. Why do we have 700 pedals? Why are hundreds of them tube screamers?

Also makes me wonder about dildo culture. Are all of them unique or are there duplicates? Are some highly sought after, unobtainum, or vintage? Relics?

Where's the cast of Jimi? If you're the Bonermaster of dildos that would be higly desirable.
 
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spi said:
He probably thinks the same about us. Why do we have 700 pedals? Why are hundreds of them tube screamers?

Also makes me wonder about dildo culture. Are all of them unique or are there duplicates? Are some highly sought after, unobtainum, or vintage? Relics?

Where's the cast of Jimi? If you're the Bonermaster of dildos that would be higly desirable.
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There is nothing "wrong" with having that many of something.

That said, if the police busted down my door for repeated noise complaints and disturbing the peace and found 700 fuzzes, it would look bad.

www.popsci.com

Scientists think they found a 2,000-year-old dildo in ancient Roman ruins

Archaeologists found the almost seven-inch-long artifact over 20 years ago in a ditch near Vindolanda in England.
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spi said:
He probably thinks the same about us. Why do we have 700 pedals? Why are hundreds of them tube screamers?

Also makes me wonder about dildo culture. Are all of them unique or are there duplicates? Are some highly sought after, unobtainum, or vintage? Relics?

Where's the cast of Jimi? If you're the Bonermaster of dildos that would be higly desirable.
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Judging from the police photo, there where multiples of single models of the dildi with the only variance being color. I guess to match one's atire?
 
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