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This seems disingenuous but maybe they're showing kids that degrees in writing and literature don't pay much and that's the joke?
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They all come up with a signature dish in their new restaurant and individually choke to death on them at the same time before the grand opening. The line up outside never finds out what happened. The end.
 
Chuck D. Bones said:
Fun Facts:
Did you know that on the Canary Islands... there is not one canary.
Same thing on the Virgin Islands...
Not one canary.
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Oh man, that's a good joke otherwise, but I'm the kind of pedant that I can't tell that on because there are canaries on the Canary Islands (they got their name from the islands where they are native).
 
Fama said:
Oh man, that's a good joke otherwise, but I'm the kind of pedant that I can't tell that on because there are canaries on the Canary Islands (they got their name from the islands where they are native).
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RetiredUnit1 said:
From what I read Diddy Diddied just about everyone. Which in itself isn't too bad, but hidden cameras? <loud buzzer> NOT a great idea.
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You know what else was not a good idea? The number of dildos he purchased. How many dildos are too many? Some women admit to having one in their nightstand. Possibly one in the bathroom. That’s two, total. That’s 782 less than Mr. Combs’ estate.
 
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