Mystery stocking

Ok, this is definitely the last year. I got a mediocre strap and a set of strings and a few picks I can’t use. I should have just set fire to the money. Better yet given it to a homeless person.
I wonder what the ratio is for the "gets something" vs the standard sucker. I'll get my slide whistle ready.
 
Orange amps is doing a giveaway that doesnt require you buy anyting.
To enter, participants should simply tell us which product you want to wish for by commenting
(include #wishgranted
in your comment) on any wish granted themed post on orange amps social media pages.
Chances will be increased by liking and sharing our wish granted competition.

This is far too much work to figure out what a wish granted themed post is. What are social media pages?
 
To enter, participants should simply tell us which product you want to wish for by commenting
(include #wishgranted
in your comment) on any wish granted themed post on orange amps social media pages.
Chances will be increased by liking and sharing our wish granted competition.

This is far too much work to figure out what a wish granted themed post is. What are social media pages?
Things that people work on in order to clue advertisers into the kinds of products they like so they can be increasingly bombarded with ads for increasingly specific venture-capital backed scams promising to change your entire life.

It's like, extremely annoying consumerist slavery with extra steps.
 
Ok, this is definitely the last year. I got a mediocre strap and a set of strings and a few picks I can’t use. I should have just set fire to the money. Better yet given it to a homeless person.
Yep, I got a stew mac guitar care kit, a neon fender strap, some strings and one of them helicopter knobs for a guitar pedal. Only year I’ve done it. Probably won’t do out again.
 
Mine comes in tomorrow. Probably useless straps and shit strings, as well. The UPS tracking says it weighs 15 oz, so it's definitely not a guitar. This thing makes the lottery look like a good deal.
 
My $10 gift card for a cable gets me a 6" patch cable. Only $11 shipping. Hilarious.
Brass, fucking, balls.

"Hey, you paid us for this stocking...thingie. Heres a gift card that won't cover any purchase outright and is *really* just an underhanded way of saying 'you want this benefit? Spend more money'".

Holy shit. Some management consultant probably jizzed his pants when he thought of that one.
 
Brass, fucking, balls.

"Hey, you paid us for this stocking...thingie. Heres a gift card that won't cover any purchase outright and is *really* just an underhanded way of saying 'you want this benefit? Spend more money'".

Holy shit. Some management consultant probably jizzed his pants when he thought of that one.
Same dudes who came up with the idea for subscription everything.
 
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