Aentons
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Thank you very much! What did I win?
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- Thread starter Chuck D. Bones
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jessenator
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A lobotomyThank you very much! What did I win?
Aentons
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Just what I needed.
darwin999
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Monty Python's killer joke skit!!!
Great choice!
Folks, you really HAVE to see the skit to have the best laugh, it's absolutely hysterical.
Sorry, messed up the link... Fixed now.
Aentons
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jimilee
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It’s all a bit too silly. That’s the point.
spi
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.It’s all a bit too silly. That’s the point.
No, no, no. Too silly. We must stop this now.It’s all a bit too silly. That’s the point.
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Feral Feline
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Finest cheese shop in the district, guv'!
jessenator
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Parking offense, schmarking offense!
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
part way into the Crunchy Frog sketch...
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth, treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
"That's as may be, it's still a frog."
"What else?"
"Well, don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth, treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
"That's as may be, it's still a frog."
"What else?"
"Well, don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
There was a young woman from Exeter
So lovely that men craned their necks at 'er.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er.
So lovely that men craned their necks at 'er.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er.
jessenator
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
The best ones!
jimilee
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Oh absolutely.
PapaBear
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Amen!