I’d buy a PRS right now if I wasn’t buying a motorcycle.
Why motorcycles are better than women:
1. A motorcycle doesn't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
2. If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can get a new muffler.
3. A motorcycle is always in the mood for for a ride.
4. You can bring a black motorcycle home and your parents won't freak out.
5. Motorcycles don't mind being chained up.
6. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
7. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
8. It's ok to share your motorcycle with your friends.
9. If you decide you want a different motorcycle, you can sell your old one.
10. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize and buy it something shiny before you can ride it again.