Here's my cheesy 50s marketing pitch.
This is on a card in the box with the pedal:
Take your sound into the stratosphere with the new Stratodrive!
The Stratodrive features:
•True bypass switching.
•Plenty of head room with unity volume at 10 o clock.
•Smooth, natural, soft clipping gain reacts dynamically to your playing.
•Bass control cuts bass before it is amplified or clipped, letting you clean up woofy pickups or fatten thin ones.
•Treble control right before the boost stage let's you brighten up those neck pickups or tame that tele bridge pickup.
•Lastly, once your dialed into the stratosphere, the boost switch let's you push your solos to supersonic heights!
Now set the controls and push the launch button, on your Stratodrive!
Warning: (G-suit and Oxygen no longer included.)
Just having fun with it.
- Gator