Big update in the world of Stickman. Huge.

[Stickman393]

So. This happened.

Dunno how to get rid of her. She's kinda just like, there.

Kinda ruins the bachelor pad feel of my digs.

Huh.

 

[drgonzo1969]

Congrats to you and Mrs. stickman.

 

[drgonzo1969]

I hope she didn’t marry you just for your stick…

 

[jwin615]

Congrats on putting down roots.
Good luck with the rhizomes!

 

[JohnnyCreepy]

Did you marry your left hand?

 

[andare]

So you married a man and now a woman? Not judging but I think polygamy is illegal in most countries.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Are y'all sure that it isn't just stickman in a wig?

 

[JohnnyCreepy]

Are y'all sure that it isn't just stickman in a wig?

”Stickman in glam”

Congrats

 

[tegendemuur]

Wait, so... Stickmen are part of your real-life identity?

Also, were you around when Newgrounds was a thing? That's where I got all my stickmen memories from, with them little fellows being at war amongst themselves, and fighting the computer cursor around the desktop. Fun stuff, from the time where the internet was full of new things to discover.

 

[fontoponto]

Congrats! Don‘t let people see you rubbing your wrists together. It might look weird.

 

[jjjimi84]

Congratulations!!!

 

[jwin615]

Be careful trying to procreate twigs. Too much friction and you'll start a wildfire.

 

[Stickman393]

Congrats to you and Mrs. stickman.

She insists it's Stickwife. I tell her that puts her existence in the context of me and is kinda problematic. Then she stares daggers at me.

I hope she didn’t marry you just for your stick…

Listen...

It's impressive. At least, in two dimensions it is.

Congrats on putting down roots.
Good luck with the rhizomes!

Never been a big fan of rhizomes. My preference is for world domination above ground, thank you very much.

Did you marry your left hand?

What to you *mean*?

I mean, my right is the one I do that thing with. You know. Play guitar.

So you married a man and now a woman? Not judging but I think polygamy is illegal in most countries.

I am all things. Wir sind Strichmännchen.

Are y'all sure that it isn't just stickman in a wig?

*Tugs at hair, is subsequently knocked the fuck out*

”Stickman in glam”

Congrats

She headbangs with the best of em.

Wait, so... Stickmen are part of your real-life identity?

Also, were you around when Newgrounds was a thing? That's where I got all my stickmen memories from, with them little fellows being at war amongst themselves, and fighting the computer cursor around the desktop. Fun stuff, from the time where the internet was full of new things to discover.

Sure was! There was a microwave a hamster flash animation that I got into trouble for watching when I was yet a twig.

Though, truthfully, I am a blatant rip off of XKCD. Good artists borrow, Great artists stick.

Congrats! Don‘t let people see you rubbing your wrists together. It might look weird.

Its actually the first thing I did.

Wasnt till I stopped when things got weird. It was like...huh. what do we talk about? Huh.

Congratulations!!!

Many thanks!

Be careful trying to procreate twigs. Too much friction and you'll start a wildfire.
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As stickman is an expert criminal and con artist, he would point out that he did not start the fire.

 

[pbrommer]

The fire was always burning while stickman was turning (around, running from the point for combustion…..allegedly)

 

[Stickman393]

The fire was always burning while stickman was turning (around, running from the point for combustion…..allegedly)

Allegedlies.

 

[jwin615]

You deciduous devil. Nuts deep!

 

[Feral Feline]

Congrats!

Stick with it.

 

[jimilee]

Hey hey, congratulations!

 

[JohnnyCreepy]

Hey hey, congratulations!

 

[jwin615]

I didn't know there was an Epstein action figure