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Mentaltossflycoon
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You know, the original is actually more intelligible than the covers.
The Kingsmen (some of them?) supposedly went to my highschool. Our mascot was also the kingsmen. I really want to believe that it's impossible for a band to have a hit song after naming themselves their high school mascot. That's the least cool band name story I've ever heard.
The Kingsmen (some of them?) supposedly went to my highschool. Our mascot was also the kingsmen. I really want to believe that it's impossible for a band to have a hit song after naming themselves their high school mascot. That's the least cool band name story I've ever heard.
spi
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Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?
It's a regular expression.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
None, it's a hardware problem.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
A pretty young woman goes out one afternoon to buy shoes. She's trying one one pair after another and it's not long before the shoe salesman looks up and notices that she's not wearing panties under her miniskirt. He tries his best not to look, but with every passing minute he becomes more and more aroused. After the 6th or 7th pair of shoes, he can no longer contain himself and blurts out "Lady, I've gotta be honest with you. I'd like to fill your pussy with ice cream and eat it!"
She's completely incensed and stomps out of the shoe store. The evening over dinner, she regales her husband with the entire sordid tale. He listens carefully and at the end, she asks "Well, what do you think of that?"
He responds, "Honey, I have three pieces of advice. First, never leave the house without panties. Second, never shop for shoes in a miniskirt. Third, never mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream."
A pretty young woman goes out one afternoon to buy shoes. She's trying one one pair after another and it's not long before the shoe salesman looks up and notices that she's not wearing panties under her miniskirt. He tries his best not to look, but with every passing minute he becomes more and more aroused. After the 6th or 7th pair of shoes, he can no longer contain himself and blurts out "Lady, I've gotta be honest with you. I'd like to fill your pussy with ice cream and eat it!"
She's completely incensed and stomps out of the shoe store. The evening over dinner, she regales her husband with the entire sordid tale. He listens carefully and at the end, she asks "Well, what do you think of that?"
He responds, "Honey, I have three pieces of advice. First, never leave the house without panties. Second, never shop for shoes in a miniskirt. Third, never mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream."
Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Funny stuff. I sure hope the larger scientific community has a sense of humor.
fig
Village Idiot
I lost my sense of French humor in a skiing accident.
Pauleo1214
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Mentaltossflycoon
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Feral Feline
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I thought it was supposed to be funny jokes..
After a visit to a doctor for a bad case of stomach flu, guy is in the bathroom and asks his wife for help with a suppository. Halfway through he starts screaming. his wife asks him "why are you screaming like that you didn't at the doc's?" guy responds " I just realized BOTH hands were on my shoulders"
About a 100 years ago this flapper gets a job working for the Saturday Evening Post in NYC, editor is a bit of a prick, figures he'd get her out of his hair for 2 months sending her out west. He tells her he wants her to interview 1 of Sitting Bull's remaining warriors from the Battle at Little Bighorn. She catches a train ride out, gets on the reservation, goes inside the old man's tent. He looks up from his carving and 1st thing he says is "Chance?" The gal looks at him and responds, I thought you guys greet people with How. Guy fires back, that's the Sioux, I'm Cheyenne, I know how, was wondering if I had chance.
After a visit to a doctor for a bad case of stomach flu, guy is in the bathroom and asks his wife for help with a suppository. Halfway through he starts screaming. his wife asks him "why are you screaming like that you didn't at the doc's?" guy responds " I just realized BOTH hands were on my shoulders"
About a 100 years ago this flapper gets a job working for the Saturday Evening Post in NYC, editor is a bit of a prick, figures he'd get her out of his hair for 2 months sending her out west. He tells her he wants her to interview 1 of Sitting Bull's remaining warriors from the Battle at Little Bighorn. She catches a train ride out, gets on the reservation, goes inside the old man's tent. He looks up from his carving and 1st thing he says is "Chance?" The gal looks at him and responds, I thought you guys greet people with How. Guy fires back, that's the Sioux, I'm Cheyenne, I know how, was wondering if I had chance.
