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[jimilee]

One for the drummers.

That is kick ass!

 

[jessenator]

 

[jessenator]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Put this up in my front yard and the neighbors called the cops on me!

 

[Pauleo1214]

Why did David Bowie and Freddie Mercury fart at the same time?

They were under pressure.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Why did Mars turn permanently red?

It saw Uranus.

 

[Pauleo1214]

What does the Starship Enterprise and toiler paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus and pick up Klingons.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

What does the Starship Enterprise and toiler paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus and pick up Klingons.

I remember telling this one in like 4th grade. It was a real zinger among my fellow 10 year olds.

 

[Pauleo1214]

I remember telling this one in like 4th grade. It was a real zinger among my fellow 10 year olds.

Yes, but did you tell your fellow 10-year-old that they both contain the captain's log?

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

In halls decked with baubles and lights,
Families gather for festive delights.
With "cheery" relations,
And forced celebrations,
Ah, the joy of enduring those nights!

In December, the season's sublime,
Where jolly tunes chime every time.
With endless mall queues,
And in-laws' short fuse,
Blissfully chaotic pantomime!

'Tis the season for joy and delight,
Where families endure without slight.
With gifts and good cheer,
All throughout the year,
As if drama takes leave overnight!

ChatGPT composed these.

 

[JTEX]

It occurred to me that on average, one person out of three is just as dumb as the other two.

 

[Pauleo1214]

A man from Nantucket one yule,
Drank eggnog, felt like such a fool.
In a festive delight,
He drank through the night,
Then tossed it all up in a yuletide spool!

 

[jimilee]

A man from Nantucket one yule,
Drank eggnog, felt like such a fool.
In a festive delight,
He drank through the night,
Then tossed it all up in a yuletide spool!

 

[Pauleo1214]

Kevin Spacey walks into a bar...

He realizes everyone is over 21, loses interest and walks out.

 

[Fama]

Kevin Bacon walks into a bar...

He realizes everyone is over 21, loses interest and walks out.

I don't get it?

Edit: Did you mean Kevin Spacey maybe?

 

[Pauleo1214]

I don't get it?

Edit: Did you mean Kevin Spacey maybe?

Darn it....confused my Kevins

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Kevin Sorbo walks into a bar.

He realizes everyone hates him, loses interest and walks out.