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[drgonzo1969]

I almost named my kids bebop and rocksteady but my wife didn’t approve….

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[jimilee]

They're real and can be had for the low, low price of $39.99.
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Also, he doesn't call them doughnuts. He calls them healthnuts.

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Cause nothing keeps you healthier than driving your cars…

 

[Gordo]

If that was the the case I’d look like Arnold is his 20’s

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

The best part about "Kid Bop Danzig Be Like" was the link to the "Rock & Roll Heaven" sketch.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Irish Airline call for 2-drink minimum limit at airport bars.

https://www.rte.ie/news/business/20...lls-again-for-two-drink-limit-at-aiport-bars/

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[spi]

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[Pauleo1214]

Dry newscaster + wordplay + dead whale= comedy gold

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Reminds me of April Fool's Day, 2012. The building I worked in had two floors, with Men's and Women's restrooms on each floor. I posted signs on the 2nd floor restroom doors that said "Out of Order, Please Use Restroom Downstairs." On the 1st floor restroom doors, I posted signs that read "Out of Order, Please Use Restroom in Bldg R10 (across the parking lot). Then I did the same thing in Bldg R10, direction people to the restrooms in Bldg R9. As I was leaving R10, people were already arriving from R9, asking in a somewhat panicked voice, "where are the restrooms?" Good Times.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Reminds me of April Fool's Day, 2012. The building I worked in had two floors, with Men's and Women's restrooms on each floor. I posted signs on the 2nd floor restroom doors that said "Out of Order, Please Use Restroom Downstairs." On the 1st floor restroom doors, I posted signs that read "Out of Order, Please Use Restroom in Bldg R10 (across the parking lot). Then I did the same thing in Bldg R10, direction people to the restrooms in Bldg R9. As I was leaving R10, people were already arriving from R9, asking in a somewhat panicked voice, "where are the restrooms?" Good Times.

I see @Chuck D. Bones got to my keyboard with the chia seeds.

 

[jessenator]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Have you heard about the new perfume designed for Southern Gals? It's called Eau de Deux Da Dei.

 

[jessenator]

 

[Gordo]

No but your neighbors did...I use a tuner dammit...