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jimilee said:
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This is from our local news this morning. I died laughing when I heard it.
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Question is, would it have been funnier or less funny if the male news-anchor had done the piece?

Somebody in my Grade 12 class left a note for the High School's office staff, requesting Mike Hunt to go to the office.
The announcement was made, and so began the witch-hunt by the principal, standing on principle.
One of the young ladies in my drama class was accused of being that person, but she was too smart to ever own up to it to anyone.
'Twas the sort of thing she might do, but ... no proof, ever.
 
My brother, when he was still an ER Nurse, thought his colleagues were playing a practical joke on him — a young patient with an unusual name had been admitted, he had to read her chart and go talk to the young lady.

She and her family were new immigrants — various people told the family to change her name or have her go by a nickname or different appellation before she started school ... the family refused, not understanding why they should change her name — as pronounced in their native tongue was indeed a beautiful-sounding name.

A two syllable name, the first pronounced something like a sibilant "sshh"
and the second part "theede".

You can see where this is going. Yes. Alas, the name as written was spelled ...



..."S H I T H E A D".
 
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Feral Feline said:
Question is, would it have been funnier or less funny if the male news-anchor had done the piece?

Somebody in my Grade 12 class left a note for the High School's office staff, requesting Mike Hunt to go to the office.
The announcement was made, and so began the witch-hunt by the principal, standing on principle.
One of the young ladies in my drama class was accused of being that person, but she was too smart to ever own up to it to anyone.
'Twas the sort of thing she might do, but ... no proof, ever.
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Definitely less funny.
 
Ruh Roh!

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There was a cabaret singer in my town town called Wayne King. Probably not at all funny in the States but here it was. My sister's best friend at school was Susan Platt. S Platt. And when I lived in Canberra years ago there was a guy who sold pools: Richard Head. I kid you not.

When I was at Uni there was a Chinese student called Ho who was aways late to class. Every time he came into class I would say Hi Ho! Poor fella. Everyone else would join in and I don't think he ever knew exactly why! He seemed to enjoy the attention though.
 
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