Chuck D. Bones
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There's an echo in here. Ref: post #1,232
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Nostradoomus
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Feral Feline
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Well @Chuck D. Bones, that's inevitable, the repetition, when a thread gets this long.
Some day, a Newb pedal-builder will join the forum and in one of the gen-pop threads an old solder-hand will type a simple number, say
#7.
And everybody will have a good guffaw, there will be much banter in the subsequent posts. The Newb will wonder and shrug it off.
Later, yet another experienced forum member will type, in a trouble-shooting thread perhaps, #1984. A lot of chuckling and memes of "Call the Doctor and the Medics" as well as some stink-eye from some guy... The Newb, brimming with curiosity will ask "What's up with the numbers?"
A Longstanding Member will inevitably instruct the Newb, explain and then demonstrate by popping #753 into a wishlist thread— thereafter much hilarity will ensue in the immediate-following posts in that thread — the Newb will be encouraged to try one him/herself.
In the What's In Your Mailbox thread or similar, the Newb will type #2524 and when nobody so much as raises an eyebrow and the Mail-posts keep goin'... the Newb will ask what he did wrong. The LM will tell 'm "Well everybody's heard that one before, try another one."
Newb: "#2557"
Nothing. Crickets. No one laughs, no one posts silly memes about the joke just told...
Newb: "What'd I do wrong this time?"
LM: "Well, some people just can't tell a joke."
Some day, a Newb pedal-builder will join the forum and in one of the gen-pop threads an old solder-hand will type a simple number, say
#7.
And everybody will have a good guffaw, there will be much banter in the subsequent posts. The Newb will wonder and shrug it off.
Later, yet another experienced forum member will type, in a trouble-shooting thread perhaps, #1984. A lot of chuckling and memes of "Call the Doctor and the Medics" as well as some stink-eye from some guy... The Newb, brimming with curiosity will ask "What's up with the numbers?"
A Longstanding Member will inevitably instruct the Newb, explain and then demonstrate by popping #753 into a wishlist thread— thereafter much hilarity will ensue in the immediate-following posts in that thread — the Newb will be encouraged to try one him/herself.
In the What's In Your Mailbox thread or similar, the Newb will type #2524 and when nobody so much as raises an eyebrow and the Mail-posts keep goin'... the Newb will ask what he did wrong. The LM will tell 'm "Well everybody's heard that one before, try another one."
Newb: "#2557"
Nothing. Crickets. No one laughs, no one posts silly memes about the joke just told...
Newb: "What'd I do wrong this time?"
LM: "Well, some people just can't tell a joke."
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jimilee
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Well now I just want to take my toys and go home…..
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and try to guess who they belong to.
Chuck D. Bones
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You know how sometimes a player will throw the ball into the crowd after winning the game? Apparently that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
Feral Feline
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Feral Feline
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
How does an entitled millenial change a lightbulb?
Holds the bulb up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around them!
RetiredUnit1
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I could go on about the virtues of underwear
But I'll be brief...
But I'll be brief...
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
"It is so arbitrary what we need permission to buy, and what we don't. You have to show photo ID in a hobby shop to buy paint, but we are all just one Amazon click away from buying orange cones and making traffic go wherever we want."
- Kellen Erkine
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Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
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RetiredUnit1
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When I was about 8 I was bragging to the bait seller that my dad let me put the bait on everyone's hook. He said "Well you must be the master baiter" to which I proudly replied YES SIR
I asked my dad later why everyone laughed so hard. "You'll understand some day son"
Feral Feline
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First was my favourite.
The last one needs to be the graphic for a build of SS/BS's pedal of the same name. Bonus points if the bypass "LED" is actual signage (LCD-screen, neon-tubing, whatever) stating the state of bypass.