Pets of PedalPCB

You're right, horses are pets, too - how silly of me to only think of pets as only cats and dogs.

So here's my wife's horse, Lily. A palomino quarterhorse by breed, she is technically a pony because she's a half inch too short to qualify as a proper horse. Lily boards at a nearby farm.

When my wife was first learning to ride a couple years ago, she rode on a male teaching horse named Bannon. So I used to joke that if she had to spend a lot of time with a younger guy with a bigger dong, Bannon was the only allowed option...

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Man, who named that poor boy? Does the horse hate immigrants?
 
Man, who named that poor boy? Does the horse hate immigrants?
They leaked the names of next year's Kentucky Derby competition.

Buckle up, pardner. These nags are galloping out of the darkest corners of Facebook comment threads and straight into the uncensored MAGA glue factory. We're deep in Uncle Randy’s Bourbon Soaked Bigot Barn, and every horse here was bred with pure red white n' blue!
  1. Libtard Glue Stick
  2. TransJender Reveal Party
  3. Abort Mission Accomplished
  4. Critical Racehorse Theory
  5. Hunter’s Blow Pony
  6. Drag Queen Story Gallop
  7. Groyper Giddyup
  8. Horsey McVaccinated Dies
  9. Tucker’s Tuck Job
  10. Guns, God & Gallops
  11. Feral Fauci
  12. COVID Hoaxer Colt
  13. Build That Barn!
  14. Blue State Glue Trap
  15. Don Jr.’s Coke Trough
  16. Karen’s Assault Saddle
  17. Deep Bridle Operative
  18. All Lives Neigh
  19. Ben Shapiro’s Wet Saddle
  20. January 6th-and-Out
  21. Stable & White
  22. Whoopi’s Whipping Post
  23. Antifa Mane Puller
  24. Parental Rights Galloper
  25. Horses Can’t Be Gay
 
Been travelling from 2019 till 2023 and I adopted pets everywhere I've been
This mixed batch is from my last 3 months in Langkawi, Malaysia
 

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Just brought this girl home, after feeding and watering her for the past week. She'd been living in the culvert and dumpster corral behind my work.
Got a vet appointment on Monday, to get her flea dipped, dewormed, vaxxed, and spayed. Hoping they can also trim her coat- it's matted and full of stickers.
Got her quarantined from the boys for now, but she's a total sweetheart. Hasn't stopped purring once since I got her inside
 
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Just brought this girl home, after feeding and watering her for the past week. She'd been living in the culvert and dumpster corral behind my work.
Got a vet appointment on Monday, to get her flea dipped, dewormed, vaxxed, and spayed. Hoping they can also trim her coat- it's matted and full of stickers.
Got her quarantined from the boys for now, but she's a total sweetheart. Hasn't stopped purring once since I got her inside
What a BEAUTY! She will no doubt be very territorial over her favorite hooman when she is admitted to gen pop.
 
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Here is Dottie enjoying her spring lion cut. I have a running joke that as the resident lady of leisure, she has a royal decree that mandates my wife to provide her with bloomin' onions from Outback Steakhouse. My wife is lazy so Dottie has to resort to extreme measures.

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Boomin Onion 🧅 💥

Here’s piper sniffing the lens


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This is probably the most affectionate cat I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. She actually spit out kibble when I opened the door just for more scritches

Was able to apply flea treatment and ear mite drops with absolutely no tussle
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Does she have a name yet? If not, may I suggest a few? A few of these are ironic.

Baroness von Snugglestein
Madame Clawtastrophe
Belladonna Cuddlesworth
Missus Hissington
Reba Kibblecrusher
Dara Doomsnuggle
Moxie LaQuarry
Roxie Kibblegrit
Pebbles McSnuggleblast
 
Goddammit she's cute. @Nostradoomus totally came up with these names (no he didn't, but he'd approve).

Dreadsnuggle – Bringer of warm cuddles and unsolicited naps.

Snarlfluff – Terrorizes no one. Chirps at birds and gets stuck in blankets.

Doomles – Ancient entity of destruction… mostly of cardboard boxes.

Murderbean – Tiny toe beans. Soft murder. Zero convictions.

Fluffmageddon – The final softness. You won’t survive the cuteness.
 
Goddammit she's cute. @Nostradoomus totally came up with these names (no he didn't, but he'd approve).

Dreadsnuggle – Bringer of warm cuddles and unsolicited naps.

Snarlfluff – Terrorizes no one. Chirps at birds and gets stuck in blankets.

Doomles – Ancient entity of destruction… mostly of cardboard boxes.

Murderbean – Tiny toe beans. Soft murder. Zero convictions.

Fluffmageddon – The final softness. You won’t survive the cuteness.

Given her uncontrollable rumbling at the mere whiff of attention, I might go with Purrmageddon

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Great photography DGWVI — love the "NO PARKING" and the "JUNGLE KITTY" shots. She's gorgeous!
Congrats to you both!


JCPST — Also loved that shot of Piper!

PS: Name suggestion for DGWVI's latest: "Purrlveliser"
 
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