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JTEX

JTEX

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Let's see if we can predict the future. Make your prediction here and come back later to see if you were right, or how wrong you were 😁

Only rule : no more than 5 years into the future. There's no point predicting that by 2080 there will be more than 1 million people on Mars if none of us will be around to see if it happened or not.

I'll start: by 2027, Intel will be bankrupt.
 
A plan to deport undocumented peoples in seft driving teslas will go awry due to the lack of supercharging stations in rural Texas. Once that problem is fixed, the plan will be foiled again in rural texas due to rouge agents painting tunnels on large rocks.

Also, Marsha Blackburn will managed to embarrass Tennessee no less than 17v5imes this year.
 
By 2030 most music in the charts will be AI.
Rick Beato will try to commit suicide during a livestream by strangling himself with a guitar string but he will be unable to choose the right gauge.

Playing a musical instrument will be just as popular as now in classical and jazz music circles only but the audience will have dwindled considerably.
It will make no sense to learn an instrument for other genres.

There will be talks of remaking "Predatorette vs Barbie" a mere 6 months after its premiere.

A boutique builder will drop a Fuzz Face featuring the last two extant NKT275 units. It will sell for 2 Klons.

The White Washers Matter faction of the forum will form an alliance with the Black Plastic LED Bezel mafia and the Dymo Label contingent.

All Tayda UV printing will feature subliminal messages secretly embedded by Hugo to dominate the world, They Live style.

Most PedalPCB boards will still be missing the build docs. That includes boards that are available today.
 
szukalski said:
2025 ain't even started being bat shit crazy in the USA.
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We're off to a pretty damn good start.

andare said:
Most PedalPCB boards will still be missing the build docs. That includes boards that are available today.
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No fair.


I predict that @cloudff7 will still be asking how to preserve his damned SSD hard drives and electrolytic caps in his Atari 2600.
 
Fusion Energy is coming. Think it's BS? 80 multi-billion dollar investment companies are working to be online producing power by 2035!
 
  1. You're gonna take a walk in the rain, and you're gonna get wet
  2. You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein and be hungry real soon
  3. They're gonna find the Queen is a man, but that Philip don't care
  4. Lassie will prove that Elvis and her had a fleeting affair
  5. L.A. is safe; Ain't gonna quake
  6. somebody's gonna die, but I can't reveal who
  7. Cold beer will cure a cold
  8. Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer
  9. Moscow will march to France, and they'll do the Can-Can Dance
  10. They're gonna stop Saturday night
  11. They're gonna stop having the sun
  12. This song will fade out

Are my sources correct?
 
The generative AI bubble will pop sometime in the next two years. Anthropic and/or Open AI gets sold for parts.

Cryptocurrency, as we think of it today, will crater and become essentially worthless within the next five years.

Trump will attempt to stay in office past this term.

I will be on the FBI's watch list in one year. My case file will rightfully refer to me as "a poorly drawn stick figure with anarchist tendencies".

We're all doomed. Now. Like, right now. And have been for a while. That's a freebie. Already came true.

*Edited to remove prediction outside of the rules*
 
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