SECOND DEMO: Worst slogan ever!

[Pauleo1214]

Today's combo build features a Underminer, Procrastinator, and Clalumeau in series. The party trick of this pedal is it can produce slowly ripping, squeaky sub-octave fart sounds. Cheers!

 

[Paradox916]

You always crack me up man.

 

[dawson]

Another brilliant masterpiece!

 

[cooder]

Well, that's out there! Wild....

 

[fig]

slowly ripping, squeaky sub-octave fart sounds

Exactly how my wife described my midnight bathroom visits the other day. Do ya'll talk?

 

[Pauleo1214]

I plead the fifth but it sounds like you may need to change your handle to prune.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I like how even the turd isn't down with drinking the doodoo milk. He's like "the fuck you doin, man?!"

 

[Pauleo1214]

This demo's for you @fig !

https://soundcloud.com/paul-eliasson%2Fcoockoo-for-crap

A little backstory, @Mentaltossflycoon came up with the name Bootie and the Hoefish for this pedal. While brilliantly hilarious, I felt it got too far away from the fart theme. This demo is also in honor of his awesome suggestion.

 

[dawson]

This demo's for you @fig !

https://soundcloud.com/paul-eliasson%2Fcoockoo-for-crap

A little backstory, @Mentaltossflycoon came up with the name Bootie and the Hoefish for this pedal. While brilliantly hilarious, I felt it got too far away from the fart theme. This demo is also in honor of his awesome suggestion.

Dude, holy shit!

 

[Pauleo1214]

Dude, holy shit!

I know. Counting down the minutes until my account gets banned for that abomination.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Andy Martin couldn't outshine that masterpiece of a demo!

 

[Feral Feline]

This demo's for you @fig !

https://soundcloud.com/paul-eliasson%2Fcoockoo-for-crap

A little backstory, @Mentaltossflycoon came up with the name Bootie and the Hoefish for this pedal. While brilliantly hilarious, I felt it got too far away from the fart theme. This demo is also in honor of his awesome suggestion.

I'm sitting in my living room laughing out loud, hard, loud enough the neighbours may complain...
...and I'm not even big on "fart humour".

What's more, some of the less flatulent noises sound great, useable even.
And even better, no DSP or triggered samples ala the other commercial "Fart" pedal.

 

[fig]

This demo's for you @fig !

https://soundcloud.com/paul-eliasson%2Fcoockoo-for-crap

A little backstory, @Mentaltossflycoon came up with the name Bootie and the Hoefish for this pedal. While brilliantly hilarious, I felt it got too far away from the fart theme. This demo is also in honor of his awesome suggestion.

Wow! No one has ever written or sang a song about me....unless you count the occasional and reluctantly lame Happy Birthday song. I like this way better, thank you!

After Sonny's contract was up with General Mills, he went from job to job, doing cameos for Heckyl & Jeckyl and Captain Crunch. His career came to a screeching halt with the passing of progressive school nutritional guidelines. Pulling himself from obscurity, Sonny started a Porta-Potty business and through a few favors from his former connections, was able to land a nice studio contract.

I'm guessing the above explains.......a lot.

 

[Pauleo1214]

I'm sitting in my living room laughing out loud, hard, loud enough the neighbours may complain...
...and I'm not even big on "fart humour".

What's more, some of the less flatulent noises sound great, useable even.
And even better, no DSP or triggered samples ala the other commercial "Fart" pedal.

I take offense that you're not big on fart humor! I see you one fart song and raise you a fart tracked video, sir!

 

[Feral Feline]

Don't take offense @Pauleo1214, au contraire! You have succeeded where others have failed!

 

[grabo99]

I take offense that you're not big on fart humor! I see you one fart song and raise you a fart tracked video, sir!

https://imgur.com/l7w2bg8

 

[Pauleo1214]

Don't take offense @Pauleo1214, au contraire! You have succeeded where others have failed!

In truth, I didn't. I needed a flimsy excuse for my video!

 

[Feral Feline]

Delighted I was able to accommodate ...







I feel ssssso used!

 

[Pauleo1214]

Delighted I was able to accommodate ...






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I feel ssssso used!

So does my cat Herbert. He didn't want to be Santa Claws for the 2021 Christmas card, but here we are. I'm a horrible person, I know.

 

[Feral Feline]

That outfit belongs with Santas Anonymous, but aside from that... HANDSOME HERBERT!