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jjjimi84

jjjimi84

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Every swear word is a dollar, f word is two. I am so f$@king f@&ked.

As a son of a truck driver and a twenty year railroader, this is going to be an expensive year. Look for a dkpedals liquidation sale to fund my one of my last bad habits.

Anybody else do this?

In three weeks I have been caught nine times..
 
If it's paid per swear word someone else hears, I would be in the clear. I was raised by ultra-conservative parents so I got used to having people I swear around and people I don't swear around. When I'm with just friends I swear like a sailor, when I'm in the car by myself every other word is a swear. When I'm with my wife or my kids I flip the switch and don't swear at all.
 
vigilante398 said:
If it's paid per swear word someone else hears, I would be in the clear. I was raised by ultra-conservative parents so I got used to having people I swear around and people I don't swear around. When I'm with just friends I swear like a sailor, when I'm in the car by myself every other word is a swear. When I'm with my wife or my kids I flip the switch and don't swear at all.
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I am envious of your skills. That is where I would like to be.
Bricksnbeatles said:
That’s only an average of 3x per week. I’m impressed you’re doing that well— I’d probably be 10x that at least 😂
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Dude that is just the stuff they made me pay on. I have motherfucked just about every aspect of my life in 2024. Getting in a car or in a store it becomes apparent I should stay at home
 
KR Sound said:
It took having a kid to realize how much I used to casually cuss. I try not to around her but my wife doesn’t give a shit. Then gives our daughter shit when she says damn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fuck.
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Isn’t weird how it becomes second nature? My favorite co worker once screamed off a balcony “Fuck these fucking fuck fuckers!”

Quite possibly the highlight of my career.
Alan W said:
In just one of the many ways my mother misled me, I thought “fudge” and “foot” were two of the worse things you could say out loud.
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That is some damn fine parenting, my family was always very liberal with the cursing but as a child you could not. I called my dad a dickhead once when I was eleven, he laughed and told me to go to my room and relax. It was sound advice
 
jjjimi84 said:
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Every swear word is a dollar, f word is two. I am so f$@king f@&ked.

As a son of a truck driver and a twenty year railroader, this is going to be an expensive year. Look for a dkpedals liquidation sale to fund my one of my last bad habits.

Anybody else do this?

In three weeks I have been caught nine times..
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Only getting caught 9 times in three weeks is fecking impressive. Good work. Like the father Ted sketch posted below just switch to feck.
 
jjjimi84 said:
That is some damn fine parenting, my family was always very liberal with the cursing but as a child you could not. I called my dad a dickhead once when I was eleven, he laughed and told me to go to my room and relax. It was sound advice
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I'm trying to decide how I want to approach swearing with my kids. I don't want to be like my parents where SWEARING IS THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE but I also don't want them to overdo it. If I could get them to understand that swearing is okay to express emotions but not okay when used to hurt someone, that would be cool. I would be okay with them calling a situation bullshit, but not with calling a person a piece of shit.

It's tricky with my wife though, english is her second language, and in her native language swearing isn't used like we use it in english so she doesn't understand why we do it so much.
 
vigilante398 said:
I'm trying to decide how I want to approach swearing with my kids. I don't want to be like my parents where SWEARING IS THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE but I also don't want them to overdo it.
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I've had a talk with her about it. She's 10 and doesn't know what anything really means yet.

vigilante398 said:
If I could get them to understand that swearing is okay to express emotions but not okay when used to hurt someone, that would be cool. I would be okay with them calling a situation bullshit, but not with calling a person a piece of shit.
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This has been my approach. She has ADHD and does a lot of things without thinking or processing the situation first. I'm trying to get her to expand on what she's thinking at the time instead of just saying dammit or frick or anything really. It's like she has to verbalize every emotion and thought, which I totally get.

I got ratted on as a kid for saying fuck during a neighborhood kickball game. My mom grounded me for a weekend because it wasn't how we talked in our home, and I never did hear them cuss but maybe once or twice growing up. Funny thing- those kids that told on me turned out to be high school dropouts and total losers in their lives. Fuck em! lol
 
the negative connotation and stigma of profanity is an abstract social construct, kind of like wearing clothes, or screaming “HELP ME!” at the top of your lungs in Barns&Noble because you have to wait in line… if my 5 year old used profanity in the proper context like saying “SHIT!” To express shock and disappointment that her favorite ice cream parlor is closed on Mondays… I not just ok with it, I will reward her with finding one that is open. I know it sounds weird…. But there are a few that understand what I’m talking about.
 
I was also raised by ultra conservative parents- we couldn't even say sucks. Depending on which traveling evangelist most recently preached at our church, the latest Disney movie and popular video games were also off limits. Halloween was always up in the wind depending on whether my parents felt it was evil that year, and.. Oops, I'm trauma dumping.

Fuck all of that.

My wife and I do cuss in front of our kids, but I'm constantly getting in trouble for cussing too much. I knew she was right when 5 told 3: "Move, I can't see the fucking tv!" We died laughing, then we had to talk to him about "adult only" words.
 
Paradox916 said:
the negative connotation and stigma of profanity is an abstract social construct, kind of like wearing clothes, or screaming “HELP ME!” at the top of your lungs in Barns&Noble because you have to wait in line… if my 5 year old used profanity in the proper context like saying “SHIT!” To express shock and disappointment that her favorite ice cream parlor is closed on Mondays… I not just ok with it, I will reward her with finding one that is open. I know it sounds weird…. But there are a few that understand what I’m talking about.
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This is right where I am at, the fine line between its okay to do and maybe not the best time to do it.

When mom and dad are making the beast with two backs there will be copious amounts of cursing. When Dean gets told to clean his room and says this fucking sucks, not so much.
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What a legend, I had an album of his as a kid that I adored. Carlin and Pryor and Williams were big to me as a young man, I was a latch key with no supervision though.
coltonius said:
I was also raised by ultra conservative parents- we couldn't even say sucks. Depending on which traveling evangelist most recently preached at our church, the latest Disney movie and popular video games were also off limits. Halloween was always up in the wind depending on whether my parents felt it was evil that year, and.. Oops, I'm trauma dumping.

Fuck all of that.

My wife and I do cuss in front of our kids, but I'm constantly getting in trouble for cussing too much. I knew she was right when 5 told 3: "Move, I can't see the fucking tv!" We died laughing, then we had to talk to him about "adult only" words.
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When you could say swears or play video games did you go ultra hard on them? Playing Mario and just cocksuckering goombas at every step?
 
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