One of my packages while I was in HK went to the wrong flat. My brother-in-law got it for me and that, with another package that was also delivered late (both from Germany

), were to be sent by him to me, from HK to Canada.
I told him don't bother. The whole point of shipping to HK was because I was going to be there and to save on shipping/taxes/duty/etc and bring it home myself. Now I've got to wait at least a year before I'll be back in HK for those builds — leaving me here in Canada with nothing to do and twiddling my thumbs... oh, wait. My back-log. I forgot about my back-log that's big enough to break my back if not my bank.
Nudder delivery story.
The former tenant of our house (who rented from the original owner that we bought the house from) showed up a few times to collect mail that was sent to her old address, our house. I told her
"Don't worry, I'll keep letting you know when some mail arrives for you."
SHE:
"Oh, you won't be getting any more mail, I put in a change of address at the post office, but thanks."
ME:
"Well, it's been my experience that stuff still squeeks through well after the address change is made..."
She cut me off
smugly assuring me that I would
never receive another mail or package for her or her husband...
Five (5) years later, her and her husband's mail is still coming here — bank-cards, tax-docs and other seemingly important stuff.
I long ago stopped letting her know to pick up the latest batch, she's always been rude about me doing her a favour so —
I just shove it back in the postal system, I've wrote upon it
Return to sender, address unknown
No such number, no such zone