CONTEST Diode Picker Thingy

CONTEST
Gotta load it full of magic diodes.

Then load up the BS marketing language for my next product:
The 99.9% pure silver braid wicks away the harshest frequencies giving unrivaled clipping smoothness. Your solo leads will cut through the mix at lower volumes and blend with the vocals in preternatural waves. Puts the power and tone of countless classic hits into your hands, with a few modern enhancements. You'll sound like John Mayer, even though he's a douchebag. Give your tone a throaty punch without even a hint of high-end shrillness. Get more chicks.

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2 of the sentences above were stolen directly from PRS. But which ones??
 
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I want the prize but I feel a bit greedy saying so right now... but what are my chances of winning twice in 24 hours? So as the song says, you know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools... and that's the way I like it baby.
 
I've thought about hiring a guitarist on SoundBetter to add better guitar lines to my songs.

If they can deliver a dry send, I can run it through my pedal chain and still feel like it's my tone. 🤔
 
I don't know about this. I'm afraid this device for auditioning diodes would turn me into a centaur and - sorry for oversharing - I think I'd have trouble wiping. How do centaurs wipe?
On the other hand I would enjoy taking people for a ride.

I'd love to get one of those knob setter things. It seems very useful and also completely unnecessary since it can be replaced by a paper template.
In other words, it's awesome.

I'll pick 46 because it's my age and it's gotta be my lucky year this year.

Good luck to all. Remember the old typographic saying: Fortune favors the bold.
 
andare said:
I don't know about this. I'm afraid this device for auditioning diodes would turn me into a centaur and - sorry for oversharing - I think I'd have trouble wiping. How do centaurs wipe?
On the other hand I would enjoy taking people for a ride.

I'd love to get one of those knob setter things. It seems very useful and also completely unnecessary since it can be replaced by a paper template.
In other words, it's awesome.

I'll pick 46 because it's my age and it's gotta be my lucky year this year.

Good luck to all. Remember the old typographic saying: Fortune favors the bold.
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Centaurs rub their filthy butt against trees and furry moss.
 
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