Sven and Ole get a sad call to learn that their good friend, Anders, has passed away. The coroner asks Sven and Ole if they could identify the body.
When they get to the morgue, Sven goes in first. The doctor uncovers the body and Sven says, “Aww gee, dat sure looks like Anders...could ya flip him over and spread his butt cheeks?” The doctor is confused, but grants the request. Instantly Sven says, “Ah nope. Dat ain’t Anders.”
The doctor then calls Ole into the room and presents the body. Ole pauses for a moment and says, “Gosh. Dat sure does look like him... flip ‘em over and spread his butt cheeks.” The doctor obliges again and Ole shakes his head with conviction. “No sir, dat ain’t Anders.”
The doctor calls Sven back into the room and says. “Now look here, boys. We know this is Anders and just need a positive I.D. Why are ya both sayin’ this ain’t him?”
Ole looks at Sven, then back to the doctor and says, “vell doc, vennever da tree of us vas valking around town, folks would always say, ‘here comes Anders mit da two assholes.’ And dis guy’s only got one.”
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