CONTEST The Contest of the Summer- Big Muff Edition

[Nostradoomus]

just rip the audio file from one of those asmr videos of a turtle eating watermelon

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Guardians of the analog]

just rip the audio file from one of those asmr videos of a turtle eating watermelon

4 hours of me eating oysters thru an impulse response of a greenback

 

[Stickman393]

To be fair it has been nothing to date… until you actually present something…

Mystery box. What's in the box? My hatred. Condensed. In exchange for your hatred. My hatred is powerful. It's so deep and black. It's like when you scare an octopus and it jets pitch-dark, opaque ink in your eyes but you're in the Mariana trench. Where you couldn't see anyways, and you're being crushed alive by the compressive forces of the deep, deep ocean. My hatred gives until it hurts.

But I get it. You might put all your hard work into an entry only to receive a box that is full of plastic washers and a fart.

Which...I mean...would be pretty funny.

 

[mybud]

But I get it. You might put all your hard work into an entry only to receive a box that is full of plastic washers and a fart.

Which...I mean...would be pretty funny.

What, no $5 mojolicious diodes?

 

[jimilee]

We already did this contest. Try again.

 

[Harry Klippton]

We already did this contest. Try again.

What

 

[Hal Harvey]

What

 

[almondcity]

I don't know what's a joke and what's not anymore but I'm working on an IC muff so I may enter if I can make it in time

 

[Harry Klippton]

I don't know what's a joke and what's not anymore but I'm working on an IC muff so I may enter if I can make it in time

This is a real contest and you are welcome to enter

 

[Stickman393]

Don't worry, you can enter the other contest too and not be disqualified from ours.

...dick.

 

[jimilee]

Don't worry, you can enter the other contest too and not be disqualified from ours.

...dick.

I thought the other one was yours too?

 

[jimilee]

What

Yeah, you don’t remember? Everyone got a free muff board and we all had to come up with one.

 

[ICTRock]

I bet I could do an IC muff from inventory ... nm I don't feel like recording a sound clip. guess I'll troll you from the build reports with my two 0R footswitch wiring

btw ... confirmed and on the slate for tomorrow. too late to be drilling an enclosure tonight

 

[falco_femoralis]

you are welcome to enter

Quoted for posterity

 

[Stickman393]

I thought the other one was yours too?

*Stares daggers*

 

[Nostradoomus]

4 hours of me eating oysters thru an impulse response of a greenback

 

[CheapSuitG]

A big muff that doesn't suck?

I win because mine CLEARLY blows.

I even have a sound demo.

 

[Harry Klippton]

I like this contest better.

It is literally impossible for you to win this contest

 

[Stickman393]

Lies.

I mean, you can always win ours.

I am *very* buyable. And no takers. Crickets.

This is just like that time when I tried my hand at shaking my sticks in the red light district.

Gonna give a guy a complex at this rate.