Well, I'm no arborist, but I can count rings and things, know my bark from cambium, and if pressed work out the ratio of heartwood to sapwood even though I'm not great shakes at math.
So if you want a hand getting through tracing that stack of firewood, Robert, I can pitch in and help you chop it down to size, if you twig my meaning. Or to frame it another way without barking up the wrong tree or branching off topic: I'm here to help and get to the root of that pile — could be a crowning achievement. So, yeah, can't leaf it there forever, let's see what's locked in that trunk. What's the old saw?
"If left out on a limb it'll be shaking like a leaf."
Some buzzwords like that.
I had more, but my computer just deleted a bunch of it.
Finish tracing that fa... bundle of sticks, I promise I won't get board of it, but at least then the rest will fallow. Deciduous what's best, I'll pine no more...