fig
Village Idiot
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🎶 Oh Give Me a Home 🎶
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Pauleo1214
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Godspeed to you on your house hunt. I think the worst thing I saw in my house buying adventures was a random bedroom in a basement with hot pink and black stripes, pink shag carpet, and what appeared to be a pile of soured milk in the closet.
Instead of posting random pictures with sardonic comments here and there, I would like to scrapbook @fig 's dream house!
Let's start with the pool. When the weather clears up, you can mow it!
As a buyer, you're advised to leave the fridge where it is.
Attention to detail is important when staging a home. The realtor dragged the body out of the room before taking this photo.
First world problems: Needing to poop real bad and not knowing where to start.
On those cold winter nights, there is nothing like curling up with a loved one in front of a roaring toilet.
You will never guess what I passed on the stairs.
I am beginning to see a pattern, Watson.
Instead of posting random pictures with sardonic comments here and there, I would like to scrapbook @fig 's dream house!
Let's start with the pool. When the weather clears up, you can mow it!
As a buyer, you're advised to leave the fridge where it is.
Attention to detail is important when staging a home. The realtor dragged the body out of the room before taking this photo.
First world problems: Needing to poop real bad and not knowing where to start.
On those cold winter nights, there is nothing like curling up with a loved one in front of a roaring toilet.
You will never guess what I passed on the stairs.
I am beginning to see a pattern, Watson.
Mentaltossflycoon
Well-known member
Sometimes you can't make it all the way up the stairs. That last one is atrocious.
Feral Feline
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Yeah, that last one is a Duecie!
fig
Village Idiot
I know...I'm still blown away by indoor plumbing and iceboxes that make ice!
Robert
Reverse Engineer
I'm thinking the second toilet is a really clever dog water bowl.... the food bowl beside it seems to confirm this, but the additional water bowl confuses me... It better not be a sink.
bidet much? among they who are red of neck would call that the in house ball washer
Robert
Reverse Engineer
Is that what that is? I mean I considered that but the little "faucet" is so low and points straight forward.
It looks like the only thing it would hit is the jewels.
I'm still not washing my hands in that thing and with this new insight I would suggest the dog stop drinking out of there too.
It looks like the only thing it would hit is the jewels.
I'm still not washing my hands in that thing and with this new insight I would suggest the dog stop drinking out of there too.
Or just the drinking fountainbidet much? among they who are red of neck would call that the in house ball washer
Pauleo1214
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My wife and I were also relievedwhen we got our house knowing the first owner insulated the heck out of it, installed good quality windows, and an efficient HVAC system. We rented a 900 sq. ft. condo that had a $383 electricity bill during one brutally cold January. Our house has much more space to and the bill is never higher than $170 in extreme months. Back to scrapbooking!Another feature we look forward to is energy efficiency. Wow, that's impressive.
It makes you wonder what other digital liberties were taken….
Yes it's an emergency! Bring more toilet paper!
Kimble's paradox is the name given by real estate agents to the old philosophical problem of a door that opens as you close it.
Pauleo1214
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