Feral Feline
Well-known member
Can any of y'all actually play?
No sir, I cannot.
I can PAY, though, sort of...
... not really. Money's tight. However... SOME things are worth eating porridge for three months straight, though.
Unlined fretless... I could probably stretch that three months to six.
It's not Fender's fault, it's ours. Fender tried many times to put out more modern guitars and they didn't sell well. Remember Heartfield? They absolutely rocked, but didn't sell well. I bet Fender are also frustrated and feeling trapped in the past.
I mean, just as one example, isn't everybody tired by now of the dang saddle set screws sticking out and digging holes in their palm? But no, the more vintage and shittier the bridge, the better it sells. And don't get me started about old school Tele bridges and saddles.
As for Fender head-honchos feeling trapped in the past... well, they're doing their best to CAPITALISE on it.
Ever try to find a vintage '57 Mary Kay or a '66 Jaguar? Or ANY vintage Fender? GOOD LUCK!
NO, you get flooded with all the bullshit "'61 American Standard Series Fender Stratocaster" or "'52 Broadcaster Limited Edition Custom Shop Bedroom Relic Fender" — there must be 1,000 Fender instruments named for a particular year that makes it impossible to successfully sift, sort, and shop through the white-noise of number-nomenclature model-year-moniker modern-made instruments for a genuine MADE-IN-1966 Fender Jazz Bass — or whatever year of vintage Fender instrument you're looking for.
Ever try to get a neck plate that's the correct size for a given Fender instrument?
Able to discern the differences in the hierarchy of Fender's series-soubriquets?
Which one is better? Can't go buy by price alone!
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FENDER — STOP THE INSANE NAMING MODERN INSTRUMENTS BY YEARS BYGONE...
oh wait, never mind, you've been doing it for years and the damage is already done-done.