If The Muffin Factory Is Simply Too Basic For You...

[Ginsly]

There's, uh... this. Good lord. https://www.dazatronyx.com/#big-fuzz-console

 

[leadfoot]

I guess The Muffin Factory and McSpunkle Gnomeratron VTF aren't enough?

 

[Ginsly]

I guess The Muffin Factory and McSpunkle Gnomeratron VTF aren't enough?

It's pretty baffling

 

[jcpst]

Dialing in a useable tone be like

 

[jessenator]

 

[tegendemuur]

First thing that came to my mind is this looking like one of @Feral Feline wild mod fantasies come to life. Dude's got a thing for switches and mods and this looks like something he might have cooked up in one of his inspiring posts. Or in a fever dream of his.

 

[Ginsly]

First thing that came to my mind is this looking like one of @Feral Feline wild mod fantasies come to life. Dude's got a thing for switches and mods and this looks like something he might have cooked up in one of his inspiring posts. Or in a fever dream of his.

@Feral Feline has engendered so much goodwill around here that he'd actually be able to sell me on it...

 

[Robert]

Genuinely thought this was a Sinvertek pedal.

 

[jessenator]

 

[Feral Feline]

I've got at least one Sinvertek, a delay, kicking around and maybe one of the Sinvertek dirt pedals.



I was thinking of making a Muff that can do pretty much EVERY EHX MUFF by having each and every component switchable...

Like, the input resistor — EHX pretty much stuck to 3 values for that so a DPDT on-on-on would work...
The input cap, however, would need like a 12-pole rotary or dipswitch array...

All controls laid out as per the schematic to more easily visualise what's-what...

That Dazatronyx in the OP seams to be the same idea save the control-layout in the shape of the schematic


Yeah, I guess that's one of the fevered dream-ideas, or fantasy?

FEVERED FANTASY!

 

[pricklyrobot]

If someone was pathologically indecisive enough to want this in the first place, how would they ever pull the trigger on buying it…

 

[darwin999]

Genuinely thought this was a Sinvertek pedal.

All you can say is 'WOW'.
When a finished product is this confusing, it makes me wonder what the initial prototype looked like.
It must have been truly horrific...

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Click click click twiddle twiddle
Sigh
Click click twiddle
Sigh
Click click click click
Sigh
Twiddle twiddle
Sigh
"Still sounds like a muff...."

 

[Feral Feline]

The more I study the BFC, the more I like it.
The BFC's a lot easier to fathom than a bunch of Eurorack modules with jumpers flying everywhere.

Like anything complex, it becomes easier to grasp when you break things down into compartments/sections/systems/etc — like a Boeing 767 cockpit...

"But... what does it all mean?"


Relax Fry, there's a reason Leela's the pilot and you're just the delivery boy...

The 767 instrument panel explained:

 

[zeropluszero]

There's no way that printer connects on wifi

 

[jcpst]

Where is the patch bay and cables for that console? Don’t tell me I can’t patch my Flap Indicator into my Left and Right Audio Panels.

 

[genXslacker]

Turning all external hex nuts to the same orientation, vertical or horizontal, is what separates us from other primates.

This rule can be relaxed a little for a pedal on a touring board, but photographing your pedal that way is barbaric. I bet the builder doesn't even orient all of his can labels to face forward in his cupboards.

 

[KR Sound]

Turning all external hex nuts to the same orientation, vertical or horizontal, is what separates us from other primates.

This rule can be relaxed a little for a pedal on a touring board, but photographing your pedal that way is barbaric. I bet the builder doesn't even orient all of his can labels to face forward in his cupboards.

Or the screws on switch plates and outlet covers.

 

[Erik S]

Turning all external hex nuts to the same orientation, vertical or horizontal, is what separates us from other primates.

Or photoshop mock-ups from actual pedals…