This one is one of my faves - the ending can be quite something if told with sufficient gravitas.
An Amish couple, Amos and Mary, go to see a doctor outside their town, because Mary is incapable of having an orgasm.
Mary starts explaining that Amos "doesn't do it right", but she is immediately cut off by Amos as he rants on about going real hard on her, giving everything he's got. The doctor doesn't speak to Mary at all.
"I'm telling you, she's frigid!" says Amos. "So what can you do about this, doctor?"
The doctor thinks for a while, and says: "Well an explanation could be the hot weather. The heat is quite something at the moment - you've got to be in a good environment before you can orgasm. Let's start by getting you a fan. Put it in your bedroom, direct it at your wife, and see if anything --" Jim interrups the doctor: "Well doctor, as I'm sure you are aware, we will not be using electrical devices in our bedroom. It is impossible. But I tell you what, Mary: our neighbour Eli could come and lend a hand. I will give him a towel and he will shake it next to us while we try. Let us see if that will keep you cool."
Mary nods in silence. The doctor is quite surprised, but lets them go.
Later that day, they manage to get Eli with them in their bedroom. Amos hands him a large towel and starts getting naked. He stops to ask Mary, "My dear, this won't make you uncomfortable, will it?", and Mary answers "not at all, Eli is a close friend of ours! Thank you for helping", she adds to Eli with a smile.
They both get fully naked, hop into bed and Amos starts thrusting and thrusting. Mary is as unresponsive as ever. "Eli, shake the towel harder!" says Amos. Still nothing. "Mary, are you sure this isn't too intrusive?" he asks her, but she responds "no, my dear, I'm quite all right with it." But still, nothing happens. "ELI, SHAKE THE TOWEL HARDER!", says Amos, red in the face, as he goes harder and harder. Eli is shaking the towel as hard and as fast as he can but to no avail.
Amos has to take a break, and he gets off the bed, sweating all over and scowling at Eli. "This is going nowhere. All because you're not shaking hard enough. Give me this towel!" He turns to his wife and asks: "My dear, would you mind if we swapped? I cannot continue for the moment. Is this a strange thing to ask?"
"Not at all, my dear", says Mary. She beckons Eli to come near her and they slowly start touching each other.
Amos picks the towel up and starts shaking it about. And Mary starts moaning. Softly at first, then louder and louder. A few moments later, she is positively SCREAMING with pleasure at the top of her lungs!!!
And Amos, beaming, screams at the top of his lungs too - [this is the moment when you stand up and mime the shaking of the towel, and give it some oomph] "YOU SEE, ELI? THIS IS HOW YOU SHAKE THE TOWEL!!!!!"
An Amish couple, Amos and Mary, go to see a doctor outside their town, because Mary is incapable of having an orgasm.
Mary starts explaining that Amos "doesn't do it right", but she is immediately cut off by Amos as he rants on about going real hard on her, giving everything he's got. The doctor doesn't speak to Mary at all.
"I'm telling you, she's frigid!" says Amos. "So what can you do about this, doctor?"
The doctor thinks for a while, and says: "Well an explanation could be the hot weather. The heat is quite something at the moment - you've got to be in a good environment before you can orgasm. Let's start by getting you a fan. Put it in your bedroom, direct it at your wife, and see if anything --" Jim interrups the doctor: "Well doctor, as I'm sure you are aware, we will not be using electrical devices in our bedroom. It is impossible. But I tell you what, Mary: our neighbour Eli could come and lend a hand. I will give him a towel and he will shake it next to us while we try. Let us see if that will keep you cool."
Mary nods in silence. The doctor is quite surprised, but lets them go.
Later that day, they manage to get Eli with them in their bedroom. Amos hands him a large towel and starts getting naked. He stops to ask Mary, "My dear, this won't make you uncomfortable, will it?", and Mary answers "not at all, Eli is a close friend of ours! Thank you for helping", she adds to Eli with a smile.
They both get fully naked, hop into bed and Amos starts thrusting and thrusting. Mary is as unresponsive as ever. "Eli, shake the towel harder!" says Amos. Still nothing. "Mary, are you sure this isn't too intrusive?" he asks her, but she responds "no, my dear, I'm quite all right with it." But still, nothing happens. "ELI, SHAKE THE TOWEL HARDER!", says Amos, red in the face, as he goes harder and harder. Eli is shaking the towel as hard and as fast as he can but to no avail.
Amos has to take a break, and he gets off the bed, sweating all over and scowling at Eli. "This is going nowhere. All because you're not shaking hard enough. Give me this towel!" He turns to his wife and asks: "My dear, would you mind if we swapped? I cannot continue for the moment. Is this a strange thing to ask?"
"Not at all, my dear", says Mary. She beckons Eli to come near her and they slowly start touching each other.
Amos picks the towel up and starts shaking it about. And Mary starts moaning. Softly at first, then louder and louder. A few moments later, she is positively SCREAMING with pleasure at the top of her lungs!!!
And Amos, beaming, screams at the top of his lungs too - [this is the moment when you stand up and mime the shaking of the towel, and give it some oomph] "YOU SEE, ELI? THIS IS HOW YOU SHAKE THE TOWEL!!!!!"
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