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Cybercow
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Peter Phyle, a well-known pedal-phile, maintains a PDF file with a complete list of all his pedal files.
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Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus or just a really cool Opotamus?
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“Gotta get up and get going. Today’s bad choices aren’t going to make themselves.”
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Peter Phyle, a well-known pedal-phile, maintains a PDF file with a complete list of all his pedal files.
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Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus or just a really cool Opotamus?
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“Gotta get up and get going. Today’s bad choices aren’t going to make themselves.”
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Pauleo1214
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Stay in shcool kids!
coltonius
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Nice! I didn’t go today either because I couldn’t start my cardigan.
Pauleo1214
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Creative block causes brain fog so you mist your chance.
coltonius
Well-known member
Were you cursed by an Asian mystic? Could be that you’re tongue-Thai’d.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Just a few punchlines...
"Tarzan check for bees."
"Lady, I don't know anything about those Japanese cars."
"Five bucks, just like in town."
"Well it sure had a big dick!"
"Get in line."
"Tarzan check for bees."
"Lady, I don't know anything about those Japanese cars."
"Five bucks, just like in town."
"Well it sure had a big dick!"
"Get in line."
Pauleo1214
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chris.knudson
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@Chuck D. Bones You can't lay down the punch line without telling the joke... You're on the hook now.
Bricksnbeatles
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
This is the story of how Tarzan & Jane first met. Jane was a wildlife photographer working in an African jungle when she spotted Tarzan thru a telephoto lens. He was humping a knot-hole in a tree. Jane approached him and suggested that there were better places to put his dick.
"Where put dick?" Tarzan asked.
Jane said "I'll show you" and she took off her clothes and pointed to her pussy. "You put it in here."
Tarzan seemed to get the idea. He cautiously approached Jane and then gave her a swift kick in the crotch.
She doubled over in pain. "Why the Hell did you do that?" she screamed.
"Tarzan check for bees."
"Where put dick?" Tarzan asked.
Jane said "I'll show you" and she took off her clothes and pointed to her pussy. "You put it in here."
Tarzan seemed to get the idea. He cautiously approached Jane and then gave her a swift kick in the crotch.
She doubled over in pain. "Why the Hell did you do that?" she screamed.
"Tarzan check for bees."
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
A woman is sitting in a bar and after a few drinks, she starts flirting with the bartender. At one point she tells him, "you know, I have an itchy pussy."
To which he responds "Lady, I don't know anything about those Japanese cars."
To which he responds "Lady, I don't know anything about those Japanese cars."
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Yesterday, I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me if I had a police record. So I told him I had Zenyatta Mondatta at home.
Pauleo1214
Well-known member
What Asian stereo type do you hear from the most?
Personally, I got a Yamaha surround sound system.
Personally, I got a Yamaha surround sound system.
