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Mentaltossflycoon
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RetiredUnit1
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When I was about 5 I asked my Dad why he kept an empty box in his closet. "It's my lucky box" he said. I asked why and he said it just was. Fast forward 50 years and I'm cleaning out my Mom's house after she passed away and I found my Dad's lucky box.
I picked it up to read the label and saw the word "TROJAN" embossed on the top.
So that's how I know I also came into this world thanks to a faulty rubber!
Chuck D. Bones
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Chuck D. Bones
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A man buys his wife a dozen panties all the same color.
She says, "thank you, Honey, but I wish they weren't all the same color."
"Oh really? Why is that?"
"People might think I never change my panties."
"WHAT PEOPLE?"
She says, "thank you, Honey, but I wish they weren't all the same color."
"Oh really? Why is that?"
"People might think I never change my panties."
"WHAT PEOPLE?"
Pauleo1214
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tegendemuur
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RetiredUnit1
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They use chelating detox for heavy metals, not sure if it works on plastics....
DMSA and Detoxing Heavy Metals
DMSA and Detoxing Heavy Metals By Ward Dean, M.D. In several previous issues of Vitamin Research News, both intravenous and oral chelation therapy with EDTA we(...)
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Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Chuck D. Bones
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RetiredUnit1
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I don't know why you're looking up, this is a proven way to remove lead, etc, from your system since THE 1950'S. I personally prefer just not eating the solder.
RetiredUnit1
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Reminds me of the time I had a fungal infection but ended up getting a urinary track scan after drinking barium back in the late 70's. I ended up signing a document so the doc could use my kidneys in a book he was making. Him: "This is fantastic, most of the time people end up in my care they're AFU and this is the first time I've seen PERFECT kidneys"
He was so excited he forgot to tell me that I would have UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA in 10 minutes and that I should hang around the bathroom for an hour. So, on the way home.......