Well I finally had time to dig this back out and it turns out Jeff was right and I'm a big dumb idiot. I had messed up the FX loop connections and it ruined everything, the pedal actually seems to be working. My main guitar is at my guitarist's house and my backup guitar was damaged to the point of being unusable, but I tried it on bass and everything seems to be working as expected. It has boatloads of gain, as you would assume, and it can get LOUD. I have band practice tonight so I'll ask my guitarist to bring my guitar so I can try this thing out later tonight and maybe even get a quick and dirty recording.
I was stupid when I gave Jeff the board outline because I didn't account for the fact that 1590DD has 6 screws instead of 4, but the circuit works so all it should need now is a minor revision to make it fit in the box and we'll be good to go.
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