Which pedal are you?

Oh man, that is so good.

“You have a hard time admitting you were wrong. Case in point: that used Gibson SG you bought. Your favorite bands play SGs. You thought an SG would be your dream guitar, but you’re now out $700 with a guitar that sounds like Kermit the Frog. Well, you don’t want to look like an idiot to all your friends after you made a dozen Instagram posts proclaiming it the greatest guitar ever built. So you shelled out even more money for an EQ pedal to scoop some of these mids and reduce the honkiness that rivals a Republican family’s Thanksgiving dinner conversation. But seriously, you need to start researching how Propagandhi got their Gibson SGs to sound so good.”
 

OD-1X OverDrive: Fugazi

Photo of Boss OD-1X OverDrive pedal You’re not a normal guitar player; you’re a little extra. Sure, you can whip out a bluesy rock solo or strum a soulful, emotional ballad on an acoustic. But there’s a little more than meets the eye. You can bust out a respectable rendition of “Eruption” and you can make boomer dads cry with your spot-on “Little Wing.” But when you’re by yourself? You bust out some powerful post-hardcore. Too bad Fugazi is never going to reunite and let you in.
 


HM-2W Heavy Metal Waza Craft: At the Gates

Photo of Boss HM-2W Heavy Metal Waza Craft pedal You keep band photographers on retainer for the rare time it snows significantly in the Midwest. Because once the forecast predicts a dusting, you and the bandmates rush out into the woods to get your gloom on. All the posturing and scowling can’t make up for the fact that your mom still cooks most of your meals. And any extra money goes into more HM-2 clones and tickets to watch At the Gates play “Slaughter of the Soul” in full. Buy yours today
 

HM-2W Heavy Metal Waza Craft: At the Gates

Photo of Boss HM-2W Heavy Metal Waza Craft pedal You keep band photographers on retainer for the rare time it snows significantly in the Midwest. Because once the forecast predicts a dusting, you and the bandmates rush out into the woods to get your gloom on. All the posturing and scowling can’t make up for the fact that your mom still cooks most of your meals. And any extra money goes into more HM-2 clones and tickets to watch At the Gates play “Slaughter of the Soul” in full. Buy yours today
This one cracked me up. I built an HM-2 clone and bought tickets to see At The Gates play "Slaughter of the soul" earlier this year. I did not do any of the gloomy snow stuff with bandmates..... mostly cuz im not in a band...
 
This one cracked me up. I built an HM-2 clone and bought tickets to see At The Gates play "Slaughter of the soul" earlier this year. I did not do any of the gloomy snow stuff with bandmates..... mostly cuz im not in a band...
I saw Disfear in like 2004 and some dude just absolutely punished Tomas Lindberg about slaughter of the soul.

*Inserts that meme about the 3 albums that ruined death metal and it's slaughter of the soul, that necrophagist album, and the last Death album*
 
DUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE! I wish i could have seen Disfear. Live The Storm is one of my favorite albums of all time. Everything about the album is on another level. especially Kurt Ballou's production.
 
Back
Top