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Good News Everyone.....the title was clickbait! Effective eh? šŸ‘Œ

But I do have a $100 PedalPCB gift code for a random entry on the topic of dates.

The fruit, the chronology, the hormonal test-drive or the several, dare I say thousands of other contextual references to the word "date"? I dare! 😦

I'll pick a post on Monday. 🄳

 
Went on a date once. My car was a real clunker. Duct tape on all the windows. It was new years eve and maybe ~30 degrees. The windows went down on the highway. Later she married me but she really hated my car that night.

You're the most Figaliscious! And that's not something I say to everyone.
 
A friend and I years ago stopped to help some girls with car trouble, my buddy fixed the car, the cute girl that owned it ask what she owed? He said you got to go on a date with him, pointing to me! We dated for two years broke up and never saw each other for 35 years, as fate would have it, we went on another date and have been together since!
 
to preface this story. my wife is from ecuador and she doesnt speak english. I speak spanish but I used too mistranslate simple things like "here" or "there"... so when we first go on a date I'm waiting for an hour at my apartment wondering where she is... then she calls and asks "Hey where are you? ive been waiting for an hour." of course i messed up my translation. i was supposed to meet her at her house not mine. Then we go out to dinner at a nice restaurant here in chicago. after that we go back to my apartment and i show her my guitars and all the pedals im working on. she asks how i build them so i show her how to solder a few resistors. and she turns to me with a concerned look on her face and asks "you arent making bombs are you?" i cracked up, realizing how this situation could have been misconstrued. anyways she put out that night. now we are married.
 
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