Am I human?

[giovanni]

What? No, that's just a bean thing.

It's a forum thing, no cause for alarm unless you're having trouble accessing the site.

It seems it's time for our regularly scheduled DDoS attack so I cranked up security temporarily to prevent it from slowing down the forum. I'll turn it back down as soon as the (now ricocheting) traffic dies down a bit... silly kids and their buffers.

Do you know who makes the attacks and why?

 

[Stickman393]

Do you know who makes the attacks and why?

Probably Gonzalo from PCBguitarmania.

They been beefin' for a while.

 

[jwin615]

Do you know who makes the attacks and why?

Some poor man in my area with too many hot ladies.

 

[chris.knudson]

Starting just today the forum seems to want verify that I am human on my Chrome browser. Is that a Chrome thing or a forum thing?

I am, in fact, sentient meat.

Clearly you're not human -- you're a bean.

 

[PapaBear]

The humans are questioning their identity, the plan is working!

 

[bean]

Clearly you're not human -- you're a bean.

Human be-an.

 

[Nostradoomus]

I don't know why it's set to a getty images office but there you have it.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Human be-an.

We have a drive thru coffee chain with that name around here. I always thought it sounded like they were grinding up and brewing cadavers.

 

[pbrommer]

We have a drive thru coffee chain with that name around here. I always thought it sounded like they were grinding up and brewing cadavers.

Soylent coffee is made out of people!

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Soylent coffee is made out of people!

There's a "cuppa joe" joke in there but that's low hanging fruit.

 

[Stickman393]

Human be-an.

It's bean real, brother.

 

[jwin615]

...17 pages of bean puns later
What were we talking about?

 

[Nostradoomus]

 

[HamishR]

God save the Queen
She ain't no human bean!

 

[Robert]

What were we talking about?

So basically @bean downvoted reward points and now the forum is grilling him at the front gate every time he tries to enter the building...

(I kid, I kid)

 

[bean]

So basically @bean downvoted reward points and now the forum is grilling him at the front gate every time he tries to enter the building...

(I kid, I kid)

I'd like to use my lifeline, Regis.

 

[Stickman393]

I'd like to use my lifeline, Regis.

Everybody under 30 stares at bean, blankly.

 

[jimilee]

Somebody flick him.

 

[GizzWizzKing]

Anyone having this issue now?

It's been a while that the site doesn't like my auto-fill password so I kinda have to wait for it to verify via cloudfare before I manually enter the password. That's all fine. Today I can't seem to figure out how to make it let me in. I am on the 'app' and if I enter my email and password manually I just get the "Please verify that you are human." message.

 

[Robert]

Anyone having this issue now?

Is this just happening on the forum or on the shop site too?