Dick Picks, anyone? (NSFW possibly? lol)

I like to measure things against my pick, and when I start plucking G Strings with my pick, I notice how hard they are, like... REAL hard.... if I had to use a different descriptive word, I would even say "stiffy", not to be confused with stuffy, unless of course you're stuffing your pick in a pocket, then your stiffy is sure to get stuffy!
 
Basically, what you're saying is.... This is the mini pick prick? Sort of a "short stiffy" ? To me it looks iffy, not a REAL stiffy, DEFINITELY stuffy though, super short stuffy stiffy, very iffy, but might need to go over it in a jiffy?
Basically.. it's ok, it had to end sometime.. or maybe I was just SOOOOO clever that no one could top that.. I am pretty awesome, in case you didn't know.. lulz

Also, I meant to add in there "half chub" but clearly was too busy being awesome somewhere else at the same time to add that comment...
 
I was referring to my photoshop job.....I have master pieces that might be a bit much for most ( I think you are sick enough to think it’s funny) it doesn’t get much worse than Peter Dinklage but I’ll refrain from subjecting the masses to it and possibly being shunned and band...🤣
 
I was referring to my photoshop job.....I have master pieces that might be a bit much for most ( I think you are sick enough to think it’s funny) it doesn’t get much worse than Peter Dinklage but I’ll refrain from subjecting the masses to it and possibly being shunned and band...🤣
My sense of humor is pretty disgusting.. lol My wife literally said the other day (as she has said most the time in our 10 years of marriage) that with our boy who is 14 now, that she has to put up with 2 teenagers in the house... lol
 
Just try not to get caught holding a pick in your mouth.... :oops:
One I was cooking with jalapeños (this isn’t going where you think it is). After dinner a while, I was playing guitars, and as usual, I put the pic in my mouth. I couldn’t understand why my lips were burning. The worst part was that once I figured it out, I kept doing it…habits are hard to break.
 
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