They asked me how I knew my DIY-build was true
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I, of course replied
“Solder-joints here inside cannot be denied"
(Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, whoa)
They said, "Someday, you'll find all who build are blind
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), when your trouble-shooting’s dire
You must realise solder-fumes get in your eyes"
So, I chaffed them, and I GAF-laughed
To think they could doubt my solder-joints
Yet, today, my solder has flowed away
I am without any signal (without any signal)
Now, laughing online-friends deride with jeers I cannot abide
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), so I smile and say
"When a lovely 60/40 fries
Solder-fumes get in your eyes" (fumes get in your eyes)
Solder-fumes get in your eyes