Best Quotes from Amp & Pedal Manuals

One of my faves was actually in a build guide by Aion FX, that was clearly prepared with Chat GPT- the instructions say "print out the drilling template and have an adult cut it out for you..."

Surely we can trust you to safely use the drill on your metal enclosure, but get mom to cut out the guide for you! 😄
One of my favorites comes from the Box of Rock manual.

The Box of Rock™ is Z.Vex Effect’s first “distortion” pedal, highly specialized to simulate the “everything on 10” sound of a classic Marshall® JTM45 non-master-volume amplifier.

The best way to complete this pedal is to run it through a JTM45 Marshall amplifier head/cabinet on a warm clean setting (try strapping the channels, setting the volumes below 3,and setting all other controls to 6 as a start point.)

So wait, you're saying the best way to get the most out of my JTM45 simulator pedal is to plug it into a JTM45? .... 🤔