Does anyone here know how to make lots of money quick?

[JTEX]

I'm tired of waiting around to be wealthy, and this whole "work" thing is getting old.
Buy a ski mask and put it to good use, maybe? Find a way to turn lead into gold?

 

[Nostradoomus]

become an insatiable grifter, release yourself of morality and only care about the bucks

I'm not particularly against robbing banks when it gets down to it tbh though

 

[JTEX]

When I was a kid and saw the original Star Wars for the first time, I had this fantasy that if I could use the Force to levitate stuff, I'd make a big pallet of cash just lift itself off the floor and float out of the bank. Whodunit? Nobody knows. Could be anyone. No fingerprints, no nothing. Just force chocking people for free is overrated.

 

[Nostradoomus]

I thought about it a lot, but I don't particularly want to specify my well laid plans on the internet.

 

[JTEX]

DM me

 

[Nostradoomus]

That's still the internet my guy.

 

[Nostradoomus]

Wait we're both Canadian, I'll send you a messenger goose.

 

[Nostradoomus]

Apologies in advance for all the poo and noise.

 

[lowpitch]

First you gotta get a cool super power, like invisibility or something. Then you go around pick pocketing rich people. Only do this if your super power is invisibility, otherwise they may be able to see you! After a while, put your loot in the washer (it's called money laundering). Then go on eBay or the farmer's market or something and sell the stuff back to the rich people. They won't know it's theirs because of the laundering (it smells different now). You will be rich in no time! Good luck, friend.

 

[JTEX]

Everything is better when you have superpowers. I'm Captain Lazy!

 

[drgonzo1969]

What is the air speed velocity of a Canadian messenger goose?

 

[JTEX]

1.27 mega beard-seconds per hour

 

[owlexifry]

 

[Nostradoomus]

What is the air speed velocity of a Canadian messenger goose?

Eastern Canadian or Western Canadian?

 

[darwin999]

Q: Does anyone here know how to make lots of money QUICK?
A: First ditch your morals and become a total sleaze bag, then:

• Issue your own bitcoin
• Become an internet influencer for the most overpriced products available
• Start yet another AI IPO, focused on porn
• Become a tax accountant to the ultrawealthy, enabling them to avoid taxes
• Sell illegal guns or drugs
• etc...

The upside is that you'll become rich and famous.
The downside is that all your prior good friends will ditch you, and your new social crowd will be total scuzbags just like you...

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[JTEX]

Buy low, sell high, consistently.

 

[Nostradoomus]

do you have a garage and parents who will loan you hundreds of thousands of dollars (or millions now adjusting for inflation)?

 

[JTEX]

No and no

 

[Nostradoomus]

same

messenger goose sent