Effect descriptions are getting outta control

jwyles90

jwyles90

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I keep getting ads for plug-ins, so I finally decided to look into one today. Found this as their copy of what it sounds like and thought you all might appreciate it.
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Think I might need to start using "ancient froth" and "growling cheetah eating a jar of raw clover honey" in my upcoming project wish list requests
 
It's an auditory vibrator, an elderly drool, a rusty razor...
It's like an angry squirrel, but smaller...
It's like eating dog food, but worse...
It's SUPER MARKETER!!!
 
Aborant DSP Lair is probably my favorite ad copy
aberrantdsp.com

Lair - Aberrant DSP

Decoded from a diskette of unknown origin, Lair is a transporter through when and where, retooled as a reverberation effect. Combining three bespoke reverberator devices with an expansive collection of intricate parameters and chaotic modifiers, Lair is your door to familiar, abominable, and...
aberrantdsp.com aberrantdsp.com

But freaksshow industries may win it for best teasers


FI also give you the option to buy or steal their plugins
 
jwin615 said:
Aborant DSP Lair is probably my favorite ad copy
aberrantdsp.com

Lair - Aberrant DSP

Decoded from a diskette of unknown origin, Lair is a transporter through when and where, retooled as a reverberation effect. Combining three bespoke reverberator devices with an expansive collection of intricate parameters and chaotic modifiers, Lair is your door to familiar, abominable, and...
aberrantdsp.com aberrantdsp.com

But freaksshow industries may win it for best teasers


FI also give you the option to buy or steal their plugins
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I was going to mention Freakshow Industries too, they're great stuff from top to bottom https://freakshowindustries.com/mishby

...although it is also true that it's very hard to use their plugins in a conventional production...

Extra special mention to the "Steal" options you can use to pay less for the plugins if you can't afford the full price.
 
BTW what exactly is 'an auditory calcifier,' if not making a plaster cast of one's ear canal?

Please don't try this at home, folks: YMMV.
 
mybud said:
BTW what exactly is 'an auditory calcifier,' if not making a plaster cast of one's ear canal?

Please don't try this at home, folks: YMMV.
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I presumed it meant it was some sort of compressor/limiter ...

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That graphic needs to be on a pedal...


jwyles' growling cheetah pedal.jpg
 
Hahaha... Reminds me of Tenacious D

"Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again in your ear pussies."
 
Them fuzz face enclosures are expensive. Like, fuck man.

AES has got me now for like 95 bucks. Or so.

I was like "ooh, I'm a basic bitch!" When I saw the email, but then I saw the price. I ain't that basic. Sheitteee.
 
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