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Started my soldering “career”. Got the pedal from a friend who said it would only work intermittently. Took a less than educated guess and decided to try and remove the board mounted footswitch. You can guess how that went. Luckily I did not destroy the board (the switch got taken apart and removed in pieces), the Radial support folks were cool and sent me a new switch and I went to Walmart and got a $5 pencil iron and the rest is history. I did get the footswitch replaced and then pedal did work quite well after.
 
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This guy is sitting on my desk to remind me to order another spool. 100 grams got me through a little over 30 pedals although I use some heavier gauge stuff on pots and jacks.

30 bucks for 100 grams seems pricy now that I’m shopping around, but I haven’t had any solder-joint problems so I’m hesitant to switch it up. Maybe I’ll just add a dollar per pedal to my cost estimates and run with it.

3d printed reel from thingiverse works great and I think the design is pretty slick. I could probably dig up a link if anyone needs it.
 
Just finished up the opening reception for my group senior exhibition. Three electronic/soldering themed prints.

The Transistance of Memory (Stone Litho on holographic poster stock; 18x24)
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The Good Die Young & The Bad Diode (Stone Litho on holo swirl foil stock; 11x17)
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Germanium Expressionism I (Woodcut; 9.25x11.5)
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This isn’t a solder story per se but, it is very short story about hot snotting metal together most of my life. It started my freshman year of high school in metal shop when I discovered I had a natural ability to melt chunks of metal together. That led to my junior year, where I enrolled in a technical school for welding and fabrication. That led to a job placement program where I started working for the largest industrial gas supplier in North America, and where I’m still employed to this day. 25 years I’ve been with the company now, and I’m still welding shit together. If it’s a metal, I’ve probably welded it, brazed it, or soldered it at some point in my life. I’ve got lead in my veins, hexavalent chromium in my lungs, and the smell of burnt hair in my nose. I’ve posted this photo before but, here’s me back when I was still spry and could weld in uncomfortable places. Also… gotta have that OSHA signage to keep everyone safe.

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This isn’t a solder story per se but, it is very short story about hot snotting metal together most of my life. It started my freshman year of high school in metal shop when I discovered I had a natural ability to melt chunks of metal together. That led to my junior year, where I enrolled in a technical school for welding and fabrication. That led to a job placement program where I started working for the largest industrial gas supplier in North America, and where I’m still employed to this day. 25 years I’ve been with the company now, and I’m still welding shit together. If it’s a metal, I’ve probably welded it, brazed it, or soldered it at some point in my life. I’ve got lead in my veins, hexavalent chromium in my lungs, and the smell of burnt hair in my nose. I’ve posted this photo before but, here’s me back when I was still spry and could weld in uncomfortable places. Also… gotta have that OSHA signage to keep everyone safe.

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Please tell me the pedal is taped to your foot here 🤘
 
Many many moons ago when I was way younger and had dreams of being an aspiring musician my dad and I shared some fun times making additions and modifications to my Instruments and even going so far as making very rudimentary 9v active boxes and distortion pedals. Bearing in mind this was 30 odd years ago!!
Rolling forward my love of playing rekindled and my move into building pedals etc I always remember those halcyon days with my dad just from something as simple as the smell of the solder. It takes me right back every time I fire up my iron.
He even now loves me to show him what I’m making. And being one of those clever electrical engineering type, he always seems to be one step ahead of me with his knowledge no matter how much troubleshooting I do or books I read. He just seems to feel electronics. If that’s even a thing. He is one of those annoying people that can look at a schematic and tell you what it’s doing even if he has no idea of what it can create.
Moving on, his lessons on soldering and electronics always stick with me. And his work ethics etc do to.
Saying that I always though seem to continue to burn my hands and other parts. Including my head recently when I went to adjust my magnifying glasses/light thingamabob I have to wear now to see anything, forgetting my iron was in my hand! Drop the smallest of items on the floor and continue to forget to put the IC in before I try and fire the damn thing up. I recently had two boards with the diodes In the wrong way around. Luckily I found out before I posted in the trouble shooting thread!
So far though (touch wood) I have yet to blow myself across the room from touching my amps in the wrong place.
It’s with the help from all the amazing people on here like @Big Monk and @Guardians of the analog and @MichaelW and @vigilante398, and countless others that I apologize I haven’t mentioned here that, I look up-to and aspire to work at their level just like I do to my father.
And as I’m the immortal words of @fig go build something. Anything!
 
Coming soon: The ROHS Blues (Things Ain't What They Used To Be).

I woke up this afternoon, all my flux pens was gone
My baby done stole my stash, unleaded is all I own
I feel so lowdown inside, I'm waiting for The Man
If he can't make it right, I'm sure his l'il sister can...


You'll have to wait for rest, just getting started on the music arrangement.;)
 
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I have a vaguely soldering-related story.

Years ago when I was in high school my buddies and I were big into "stunt" shows like Travis Pastrana's Nitro Circus, Fantasy Factory, stuff like that. We'd do longboarding, got these "drift trikes" we'd take down hills, connected a couple of bikes together with 2x4s and called it the "death quad" and rode it down hills, all that stuff. Logically the next step was going to be to ramp through our own ring of fire.

So we got to brainstorming. None of us being particularly experienced whatsoever in plumbing gas line/piping we figured copper pipe would be the easiest thing to work with. (Really it was going to be more of an "octagon of fire" rather than a "ring of fire" cuz angles seemed easier than curves) None of us also had any experience with sweating copper, but I was the "experienced" solderer of the group, so that duty fell to me. By "experienced" I mean that at this point I think I had built one BYOC pedal kit (a DOD 250 that I tried to drive a solid-state crate with and thought it sounded godawful) and had figured out how to solder a 1/8" jack to my car stereo's tape cassette input to give it a ghetto aux port.

The church we went to had a fairly well equipped maintenance shop at the time so that's where we set up home base. Bought the copper pipe and drilled holes all along one side of it, with the intention being that this is where the fire would spray out of. I set to work trying to heat the copper pipe enough with a $5 radio shack soldering iron to get the solder to melt (at this point I just figured soldering was soldering and didn't really understand how a huge pipe like that was never going to heat up enough with a little 15 watt iron or whatever it was). Eventually tracked down a blowtorch and actually got it put together in a fairly acceptable manner.

At this point we figured for "safety" we better do a leak test. The church had some pretty high-powered smoke machines so the thinking was that we'd attach the hazer's output nozzle to the "ring" of fire and see if the smoke came out anywhere it wasn't supposed to. We rigged up a contraption with some flexible hose and a funnel meant to seal the hazer nozzle and feed into the fire-ring.

Of course this did not remotely work whatsoever. The seal around the hazer was no good and the seal around the fire-ring was no good and given that we'd already drilled a hundred holes for the fire to come out of, it was pretty much impossible to tell if there were any "leaks," as it pretty much all looked like leaks. Next issue was that after running the hazer on full blast for quite some time it got extremely foggy/smoky in there. This ended up setting off the fire alarms, and when the alarms there went off it automatically would notify the local fire department and they would immediately dispatch a response team if they didn't hear from anyone to cancel the call. We were not aware of this arragement so of course didn't call to say it was clear. Being a pretty large building they went ahead and sent a LOT of fire trucks, like full response.

And somewhere along the way someone had snapped a photo of us testing out the whole rig, which somehow made it to the local news media. So the local news was reporting about this big fire department response to our church which ended up being a false alarm, and to go along with it they had a photo of a bunch of high schoolers surrounded by haze and smoke and holding up this giant ring of fire that was billowing smoke and attached to what looked like a giant beer bong. It looked a little suspect, to say the least. Needless to say the church was not anything too pleased with this publicity and the project was scrapped and we more or less had our "Shop priveleges" revoked for a bit after that. But it's probably for the best as our plan for the fire ring was basically just to attach a propane tank with a hose to our fire-ring and light it on fire with no plans for any kind of safety valves or shutoffs so we probably would've blown ourselves up or something had it gotten much further along :P

But my first time soldering copper pipe was really not too shabby if I do say so myself.
 
Sparks of Resistance

In the dimly lit workshop of Figsville Electronic Bazaar, the acrid scent of solder lingered in the air. Fig, a seasoned electronics enthusiast with a passion for tinkering, meticulously worked on his latest project—a custom-built robot that would revolutionize home automation. The soft hum of electronic components and the rhythmic tapping of the soldering iron against the circuit board filled the room.

Fig's hands moved with precision, soldering each connection with the skill of a seasoned craftsman. He was lost in the intricate dance of wires and resistors when a sudden flash of light illuminated the workshop. Startled, he looked up to see an otherworldly figure emerging from the shadows.

A tall, sinister alien with shimmering, iridescent skin and piercing blue eyes stood before him. Its presence sent shivers down Fig's spine. The alien's voice echoed in the small space, "Humans, your technological prowess has caught our attention. We have come to claim your advancements for the glory of our intergalactic empire."

Fig's heart pounded as he realized the magnitude of the situation. Without a second thought, he grabbed a soldering iron from his workbench, the heat emanating from its tip contrasting the chilling presence of the alien invader.

"I won't let you take our creations! This is Earth, and we won't bow down to any intergalactic conquerors, you stupid alien FUCK!" Fig declared, his determination overpowering the fear that threatened to paralyze him.

The alien, amused by Fig's defiance, raised its hand, unleashing a surge of energy that sent tools and gadgets flying across the workshop. But Fig stood his ground, shielding himself with a makeshift barricade of electronic components. The alien, realizing that this human wouldn't be easily subdued, lunged forward with incredible speed.

A fierce battle ensued between the resourceful human and the formidable alien. Fig wielded his soldering iron like a sword, deflecting the alien's energy attacks and retaliating with sparks of resistance. The workshop became a battleground of light and shadows as the two opponents clashed in a struggle for Earth's technological legacy.

As the fight raged on, Fig's expertise in electronics became his greatest asset. He quickly devised an impromptu electromagnetic pulse device using spare parts scattered around the workshop. With a surge of electrical energy, he unleashed the pulse, temporarily disabling the alien and giving him a momentary advantage.

Seizing the opportunity, Fig used his soldering skills to modify a nearby drone, transforming it into a makeshift escape pod. As the alien recovered, Fig activated the drone and dove it straight at the alien picking it up deftly and propelling back into the night sky.

"Don't mess with 'Merica, you iridescent shitbirds!" Fig cried as he poured himself another Pumpkin Spice Latte and resumed his work.

Fig watched the alien retreat into the darkness, vowing to protect Earth's technological innovations from any future invaders. The sparks of resistance that once flowed through his soldering iron now symbolized not only his passion for electronics but also the spirit of humanity in the face of otherworldly challenges.
 
I have a vaguely soldering-related story.

Years ago when I was in high school my buddies and I were big into "stunt" shows like Travis Pastrana's Nitro Circus, Fantasy Factory, stuff like that. We'd do longboarding, got these "drift trikes" we'd take down hills, connected a couple of bikes together with 2x4s and called it the "death quad" and rode it down hills, all that stuff. Logically the next step was going to be to ramp through our own ring of fire.

So we got to brainstorming. None of us being particularly experienced whatsoever in plumbing gas line/piping we figured copper pipe would be the easiest thing to work with. (Really it was going to be more of an "octagon of fire" rather than a "ring of fire" cuz angles seemed easier than curves) None of us also had any experience with sweating copper, but I was the "experienced" solderer of the group, so that duty fell to me. By "experienced" I mean that at this point I think I had built one BYOC pedal kit (a DOD 250 that I tried to drive a solid-state crate with and thought it sounded godawful) and had figured out how to solder a 1/8" jack to my car stereo's tape cassette input to give it a ghetto aux port.

The church we went to had a fairly well equipped maintenance shop at the time so that's where we set up home base. Bought the copper pipe and drilled holes all along one side of it, with the intention being that this is where the fire would spray out of. I set to work trying to heat the copper pipe enough with a $5 radio shack soldering iron to get the solder to melt (at this point I just figured soldering was soldering and didn't really understand how a huge pipe like that was never going to heat up enough with a little 15 watt iron or whatever it was). Eventually tracked down a blowtorch and actually got it put together in a fairly acceptable manner.

At this point we figured for "safety" we better do a leak test. The church had some pretty high-powered smoke machines so the thinking was that we'd attach the hazer's output nozzle to the "ring" of fire and see if the smoke came out anywhere it wasn't supposed to. We rigged up a contraption with some flexible hose and a funnel meant to seal the hazer nozzle and feed into the fire-ring.

Of course this did not remotely work whatsoever. The seal around the hazer was no good and the seal around the fire-ring was no good and given that we'd already drilled a hundred holes for the fire to come out of, it was pretty much impossible to tell if there were any "leaks," as it pretty much all looked like leaks. Next issue was that after running the hazer on full blast for quite some time it got extremely foggy/smoky in there. This ended up setting off the fire alarms, and when the alarms there went off it automatically would notify the local fire department and they would immediately dispatch a response team if they didn't hear from anyone to cancel the call. We were not aware of this arragement so of course didn't call to say it was clear. Being a pretty large building they went ahead and sent a LOT of fire trucks, like full response.

And somewhere along the way someone had snapped a photo of us testing out the whole rig, which somehow made it to the local news media. So the local news was reporting about this big fire department response to our church which ended up being a false alarm, and to go along with it they had a photo of a bunch of high schoolers surrounded by haze and smoke and holding up this giant ring of fire that was billowing smoke and attached to what looked like a giant beer bong. It looked a little suspect, to say the least. Needless to say the church was not anything too pleased with this publicity and the project was scrapped and we more or less had our "Shop priveleges" revoked for a bit after that. But it's probably for the best as our plan for the fire ring was basically just to attach a propane tank with a hose to our fire-ring and light it on fire with no plans for any kind of safety valves or shutoffs so we probably would've blown ourselves up or something had it gotten much further along :p

But my first time soldering copper pipe was really not too shabby if I do say so myself.
One of those times to be thankful you failed earlier in the process than later.
 
I think one of the great things about this station is the pencil. It's easy to hold and maneuver, and the cord is not bulky or prone to tangle (though it is possible at least for a left-hander). This greatly reduces the fatigue factor I've experienced with bulkier irons.
It heats to 400c in less than 10 seconds, and if you're using a tip with a modest surface area, it recovers fairly quickly (though the Hakko cartoon station has a slight edge here). Lots of tips available as well.
 
I think one of the great things about this station is the pencil. It's easy to hold and maneuver, and the cord is not bulky or prone to tangle (though it is possible at least for a left-hander). This greatly reduces the fatigue factor I've experienced with bulkier irons.
It heats to 400c in less than 10 seconds, and if you're using a tip with a modest surface area, it recovers fairly quickly (though the Hakko cartoon station has a slight edge here). Lots of tips available as well.
Is this an entry into the contest?
 
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Solder does many things and soldering adheres stuff as it clings.
Joining bits and making stuff can satisfy the grumpiest gruff.
But there's always those drips and splashes, piling up like shiny ashes.
As though hanging on for life, those bits and bobs add upward rife.
And soon enough as time flies by, that pile climbs higher towards the sky.
Building a thing that is not, the heaps look just like robot snot.

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So, as an art, skill or craft, let that solder smoke rise and waft.
Connect those things that make a sound, and stuff 'em in a box that's round.
Be it fuzz or boost or even chorus, build it well and post it for us.
 
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I don’t really have a good soldering story. All my memorable anecdotes end with me throwing something across the room in a rage! One time I destroyed a tin of flux paste out of anger.
Took me a while to chill and be patient with myself. Most importantly taking breaks and not pushing myself too far if I was tired. It’s strange how we don’t have a user manual for our own bodies and just have to do trial and error. I think I’m good now, haven’t rage destroyed anything in a few years!
 
Solder does many things and soldering adheres stuff as it clings.
Joining bits and making stuff can satisfy the grumpiest gruff.
But there's always those drips and splashes, piling up like shiny ashes.
As though hanging on for life, those bits and bobs add upward rife.
And soon enough as time flies by, that pile climbs higher towards the sky.
Building a thing that is not, the heaps looks just like robot snot.

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So, as an art, skill or craft, let that solder smoke rise and waft.
Connect those things that make a sound, and stuff 'em in a box that's round.
Be it fuzz or boost or even chorus, build it well and post it for us.
Looks like rainbow Mac and cheese.
 
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