CONTEST It's Labor Day in the US, so ...

[fig]

...it's yet another great excuse for a $115 PedalPCB gift code giveaway, so good news everyone!

Why $115? I got started too late to feasibly make the sale....can you believe it, I had to work today!!?! So, tell a joke, say up yours Fig, write some poetry, do something!

Winner will be chosen at random sometime tomorrow evening. Thanks for playing and good luck!

 

[Coda]

I was watching an Australian cooking competition, and this one chef was making lemon meringue pie, and the crowd was going crazy, and I thought that was odd, since Australians usually boo meringue…

 

[almondcity]

Did you hear about the psychic midget on the loose? A small medium at large!

 

[Harry Klippton]

Up yours @fig!!

 

[HamishR]

There was an old fella called Fig
Whose trousers were rather too big
They'd often fall down
When Fig went to town
And made him look like Porky Pig (except slimmer and more attractive)

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

There once was a fella named fig
Who wore a George Washington wig
He held many a contest
And wore a girl scout’s vest
Whenever he danced a cool jig

 

[HamishR]

Shall I compare Fig to a summer's day?
Nah...

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

I once had a reason to cry
When solder splashed onto my thigh
I should have worn pants
But enough of my rants
At least I’ve still got both my eyes

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Shall I compare Fig to a summer's day?
Nah...

Shall I compare fig to a summer’s day?
Hot af

 

[BuddytheReow]

Bruh

 

[xefned]

My problem with jokes: the only ones I can remember are horribly offensive.
So rather than offend anyone, I'll just say FUCK YOU FIG!! (I ♥ you Fig!)

Can I share my personal joy? My band from the 90s called and they want to reunite. So that's weird and great after not seeing them for 24 years.

Can I share some other thing that cracked me up recently?
(As fan of both haiku and Thomas Dolby...)

 

[steviejr92]

Fig oh Fig why must you list,
A contest for which im certain to bid,
for i have no luck with these wins

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

There once was a PCB store
And their products filled up all my drawers
I bought from them plenty
And had a bit many
But even still, I would like more

 

[jimilee]

Roses are red
Cars have a door
Please sir,
may I have some more?

 

[steviejr92]

blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
pcb gift card

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

"Up yours" doesn't have to offend
If there's love in the message you send
However you're bent
As long as there's consent
I have no opinions 'bout yer rear end

 

[Funnel]

Well I’m not a poet, so up yours @fig!

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

The posts on the fender store sale
Are just bait for credit card jail
So what if I'm jelly
Of your cheap ass tele?
There's a barefaced cab in the mail

 

[Deperduci]

At work I sometimes observe an entrance and wonder how often I would get smacked if the ladies knew Iwas only checking the 1s carrying bigger...
is it really ok to swear when we all really mean me luv yoo lomg time @fig ?

 

[cwsquared]

As I do not own the means of production or distribution, I will only say "Up yours" to "The Man". So, may you raise a glass to your fellow worker and take A Break™ (however you damn well please), because you earned it.