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[Chuck D. Bones]

This morning, my boss asked me "Did you miss work yesterday?"

I told him "Not particularly."

 

[Nostradoomus]

This morning, my boss asked me "Did you miss work yesterday?"

I told him "Not particularly."

classic

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Great movie.

 

[jimilee]

 

[jwin615]

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That's Clint! I know him!
Clint, you still owe me that DnD guide. It was first edition man.

 

[Fama]

do videos count? It has english subtitles, I promise.

 

[HamishR]

That's fab! Showed my wife and she laughed too.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Did you know that a human fart can be louder than a trombone?

I found out at my niece's orchestra recital.

 

[jimilee]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

This week, on Mullets Gone Wild...

 

[jimilee]

 

[drgonzo1969]

Possible captions for this ladder at my restaurant today:
1. “How many G.G. Allin’s does it take to change a lightbulb?” Answer: Just one, but there will be blood and shit on everything.
2. “I hope the repair guy is ok”
3. “Dis my murderin’ ladder”

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Gotta be #1.
I had to look up GG Allin. Seems like on stage he was basically acting out "The Aristocrats" joke.

 

[jwin615]

Possible captions for this ladder at my restaurant today:
1. “How many G.G. Allin’s does it take to change a lightbulb?” Answer: Just one, but there will be blood and shit on everything.
2. “I hope the repair guy is ok”
3. “Dis my murderin’ ladder”

Family style at Buca Di Beppo just hits different these days.

 

[Nostradoomus]

Put an OJ Simpson “I did that” sticker on it

 

[drgonzo1969]

I always have a sharpie with me at work and it took all of my will power not to scribble “OJ wuz here” on that ladder after I read your post.

Put an OJ Simpson “I did that” sticker on it

 

[HamishR]

Bloody ladders.

(possibly works better in Australia...)

 

[jwin615]

Tried to warn him...

-or-

Is the restaurant nextdoor to the little shop of horror?

 

[jwin615]

What's that warning symbol anyway? Never seen it. Little squiggly lines and a door?
Ohhhhhh